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Laffoonery 

Complete and utter non-sense, no purpose or direction.

A person who is ignorant and without reason.
"I'm not dealing with this laffoonery today."

"His Laffoonery is unbearable."
Laffoonery by ABC12# January 23, 2019
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A very funny, understanding person, who is also protective
look at him protecting her! He's like a Laffoon!
Laffoon by love waits August 1, 2009
Laufou is a word used by many native people in the South Pacific more specifically in the Islands of Uvea mo Futuna, to describe a tradition of staying up late, to go and buy french baguette in the middle of the night. This practice has been there for centuries.
Tuimoana likes to stay awake all night long just to continue the tradition of Laufou.
Laufou by Vaitauolo August 28, 2008
You use it the same way you use Lol or Lmao or Rofl.
But it stands for Laugh All Feet Off Of Friends.
Its weird but it works.
Them: *sends funny meme*
You: LAFOOF! What is that?!
lafoof by SadSpongeBob December 7, 2021
Chemistry term; taken from the first part of "labatory" and the only existing part in "foot". The term labfoot refers to the sore feet experienced by Chemists after hours, days, sometimes even weeks of heavy experimental work in the lab.
"I-ee cannoth geth up. Mine legs won't work. Is dis the enth of my nuclear bomb making days?" says Einstein.
"Don't get yer knickers in a twist. Its just a case of severe labfoot. Einstein." says smarter then Einstein Chemist.
Labfoot by Boooooooooo June 30, 2004
This is a very kind hearted person, who will put anyone’s needs in place of their own. They are very sincere and only want the best for the people they love. But once you come close to hurting someone they truly care about you better sleep with one eye open. This person is such and amazing person and will not do anything to hurt you purposely. They are very sarcastic and love to have fun. They are very hard-working and won’t stop until there goal is reached.

When you have a Laufton don’t let them out of your sight because they are one of a kind. Once you love a laufton don’t do anything to hurt them.
Laufton is a great person inside and out.
Laufton by 2002rsql August 19, 2019
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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