A name of French origin. He is thoughtful, smart, and loyal to his friends. He is also fun, passionate, and respectful. He is there for you when you need him and there for you when you don't. He is one of the most amazing men you can ever meet. If you find a Laffon, keep him close because he is very valuable, even if he doesn't know it.

Laffon offers to give his girlfriend a back message after she had a long day at work.

Laffon by Icewolves23 June 17, 2020

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Laffonk

A teenage boy who can't admit he has been defeated in an argument. He will continue name calling and blame pinning until the other party gives up. This may or may not result in him losing respect while the other party laughs.

1: You know what, I know I'm right! You're just a fart face fish leg!
2: Haha, okay, laffonk.

Laffonk by bbkt March 21, 2020

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Laffoot

A total useless person

He is such a laffoot that no one count on

Laffoot by anonymous September 23, 2020

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Laffront

> (Laugh + Affront)
A joke that crosses a boundary. A bit that disrespects presence. Laugh Harrassment

“That wasn’t funny—that was a laffront

Laffront by GestureTheJester June 27, 2025

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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