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Chemistry term; taken from the first part of "labatory" and the only existing part in "foot". The term labfoot refers to the sore feet experienced by Chemists after hours, days, sometimes even weeks of heavy experimental work in the lab.
"I-ee cannoth geth up. Mine legs won't work. Is dis the enth of my nuclear bomb making days?" says Einstein.
"Don't get yer knickers in a twist. Its just a case of severe labfoot. Einstein." says smarter then Einstein Chemist.
Labfoot by Boooooooooo June 30, 2004
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labootons 

WHAT ARE THOSE ASDA'S? THESE ARE MY FRESH LABOOTONS
Don't step on my labootons
labootons by Lightning Macqueen April 24, 2020
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“laboota” is another word for “shit
“damn bitch you smell like laboota”
“is that some dog laboota?”
laboota by zay.fendii June 12, 2018

Labootons 

Loubitins, LABOOTONS, bantee
Man violates me steps on my LABOOTONS and what shoes are dem? Asda's!! Can you see my labootoooons
Labootons by Freshguyjoe September 16, 2020

LaBootomy 

The act of smashing, screwing, or preforming anal sex so adequately that the recipient has in effect been lobotomized through their anus.
Don’t plan on hearing from Kelly for some time; I preformed a straight up LaBootomy after club Inferno last night.
LaBootomy by Arlian Obtuse January 14, 2020
He is such a laffoot that no one count on
Laffoot by anonymous September 23, 2020

Christan Labootoff 

Similar to Booting Off or Going Off, but a play on words from the famous shoe brand Christian Louboutin.
"I'm buzzing for Saturday, it's gonna Christian Labootoff" OR "Is the bar busy, it looked like it's Christan Labootoff in there"
Christan Labootoff by M0NEM May 13, 2021