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Chemistry term; taken from the first part of "labatory" and the only existing part in "foot". The term labfoot refers to the sore feet experienced by Chemists after hours, days, sometimes even weeks of heavy experimental work in the lab.
"I-ee cannoth geth up. Mine legs won't work. Is dis the enth of my nuclear bomb making days?" says Einstein.
"Don't get yer knickers in a twist. Its just a case of severe labfoot. Einstein." says smarter then Einstein Chemist.
Labfoot by Boooooooooo June 30, 2004
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labootons 

WHAT ARE THOSE ASDA'S? THESE ARE MY FRESH LABOOTONS
Don't step on my labootons
labootons by Lightning Macqueen April 24, 2020
Related Words
“laboota” is another word for “shit
damn bitch you smell like laboota”
is that some dog laboota?”
laboota by zay.fendii June 12, 2018

Labootons 

Loubitins, LABOOTONS, bantee
Man violates me steps on my LABOOTONS and what shoes are dem? Asda's!! Can you see my labootoooons
Labootons by Freshguyjoe September 16, 2020

LaBootomy 

The act of smashing, screwing, or preforming anal sex so adequately that the recipient has in effect been lobotomized through their anus.
Don’t plan on hearing from Kelly for some time; I preformed a straight up LaBootomy after club Inferno last night.
LaBootomy by Arlian Obtuse January 14, 2020
He is such a laffoot that no one count on
Laffoot by anonymous September 23, 2020

Christan Labootoff 

Similar to Booting Off or Going Off, but a play on words from the famous shoe brand Christian Louboutin.
"I'm buzzing for Saturday, it's gonna Christian Labootoff" OR "Is the bar busy, it looked like it's Christan Labootoff in there"
Christan Labootoff by M0NEM May 13, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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