Laudel

Laudel’s often have long hair and has a unique feature about them that is rare. They have many hoes, countless relationships and often have obtained at least 2 STDs in their lifetime. Laudel’s also rarely get married as their love for a single individual can almost never be justified and are obsessed with muptible sexual stimulants. I’m short terms their fuckboys...

Person: Hey bro when you finally going to settle down , your 60 now

A laudel: SSSSEEETTLLEEE??? *souja boy voice*

by REALLIFEDEFFO January 22, 2019

Laurel & Hearty

Refers to a pair of girls, where one of them is thin (yet of marginal looks), while the other is a fat girl. The thinner, uglier girl pairs up with the fatter girl in order to make herself look better (that is, in the eyes of potential suitors). A reference to the classic comic duo of Laurel & Hardy, where there is a thin person (Laurel), while the other (Hardy) is bigger (in this case, owing to the heavier girth, it is corrupted to Hearty- like a hearty appetite).

(Roger and Dave, looking at two girls on the street, resembling the aforementioned above)

Roger: Hey, Dave. Look at those two girls. The skinny girl is kind of ugly. What is she doing hanging around with the fat girl?

Dave: Don't you know? It's a classic case of a Laurel & Hearty. Can't you see that the thin ugly girl is using the fat girl to make herself look better?

by brooskitooski July 29, 2017

cum laude

cumming with great force and war cries

I need you to cum laude so the neighbors can hear, too.

by bigblueinmysmurf June 9, 2016

Suma Cum Laude

Over time, you save up enough cum to fill up an entire waffle iron. Then you use the cum as batter and bam, you got a delicious cum waffle.

Hey Nate, wanna try one of my Suma Cum Laudes sometime?

by Nimmyleezy September 7, 2019

Laureline

I love Laureline!
She's such a lovely and sweet person.
She knows how to make me smile.
Oh seriously you don't have a Laureline in your life? I mean your life don't sucks? Are you sure?
Lmao

Oh I just met a girl, she is amazing do yo know her?
Her name is Laureline

by james300000 March 27, 2021

Ladell

Ladell's are very attractive, loyal and trust worthy people. They are very nice and easy to get along with. They can be very quiet or goofy at times but they dont take any crap from anybody. They also usually have a very nice shaped figure. The name Ladell can be used as a girl or boy name.

Do you know that really attactive person over there?
That real cool, friendly kid?
Yea, thats Ladell!

by Lover:) November 28, 2012

Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide

The Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide involves the following; one extra large adult diaper, and a heaping dose of laxatives. To carry out the act, two people engaged in coitus wear the same adult diaper an hour or so after consuming the laxatives. Ideally, during climax the fecal material should begin to leak thoroughly, coating the couple.

My grandmother got a serious urinary tract infection after doing the Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide.

by Ryan & Ben January 28, 2007