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Laudel’s often have long hair and has a unique feature about them that is rare. They have many hoes, countless relationships and often have obtained at least 2 STDs in their lifetime. Laudel’s also rarely get married as their love for a single individual can almost never be justified and are obsessed with muptible sexual stimulants. I’m short terms their fuckboys...
Person: Hey bro when you finally going to settle down , your 60 now

A laudel: SSSSEEETTLLEEE??? *souja boy voice*
Laudel by REALLIFEDEFFO January 22, 2019
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Laurel & Hearty 

Refers to a pair of girls, where one of them is thin (yet of marginal looks), while the other is a fat girl. The thinner, uglier girl pairs up with the fatter girl in order to make herself look better (that is, in the eyes of potential suitors). A reference to the classic comic duo of Laurel & Hardy, where there is a thin person (Laurel), while the other (Hardy) is bigger (in this case, owing to the heavier girth, it is corrupted to Hearty- like a hearty appetite).
(Roger and Dave, looking at two girls on the street, resembling the aforementioned above)

Roger: Hey, Dave. Look at those two girls. The skinny girl is kind of ugly. What is she doing hanging around with the fat girl?

Dave: Don't you know? It's a classic case of a Laurel & Hearty. Can't you see that the thin ugly girl is using the fat girl to make herself look better?
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cum laude 

cumming with great force and war cries
I need you to cum laude so the neighbors can hear, too.
cum laude by bigblueinmysmurf June 9, 2016

Suma Cum Laude 

Over time, you save up enough cum to fill up an entire waffle iron. Then you use the cum as batter and bam, you got a delicious cum waffle.
Hey Nate, wanna try one of my Suma Cum Laudes sometime?
Suma Cum Laude by Nimmyleezy September 7, 2019
I love Laureline!
She's such a lovely and sweet person.
She knows how to make me smile.
Oh seriously you don't have a Laureline in your life? I mean your life don't sucks? Are you sure?
Lmao
Oh I just met a girl, she is amazing do yo know her?
Her name is Laureline
Laureline by james300000 March 27, 2021
Ladell's are very attractive, loyal and trust worthy people. They are very nice and easy to get along with. They can be very quiet or goofy at times but they dont take any crap from anybody. They also usually have a very nice shaped figure. The name Ladell can be used as a girl or boy name.
Do you know that really attactive person over there?
That real cool, friendly kid?
Yea, thats Ladell!
Ladell by Lover:) November 28, 2012

Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide

The Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide involves the following; one extra large adult diaper, and a heaping dose of laxatives. To carry out the act, two people engaged in coitus wear the same adult diaper an hour or so after consuming the laxatives. Ideally, during climax the fecal material should begin to leak thoroughly, coating the couple.
My grandmother got a serious urinary tract infection after doing the Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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