Lastros

The name for the Houston Astros baseball team when they are having a bad season, especially when they are in last place in theis division.

Man, can you believe the Lastros dropped three in a row to the crappy Brewers!

Lastros by carl October 3, 2003

lastios 

injecting a female with chloroform then when she is out cold you proceed to jerk off into the syringe. you then proceed to inject the female with said semen. next time she goes to the doctor for a blood test when the doctor draws it semen will be found instead of blood, thus making your family outcast you and eventually being raped to death by angry sea otters

linda got a lastios the other day..poor girl

lastios by johnston kalevra December 24, 2008

Lystrosaurus 

A fucking slave

Time for the lystrosaurus' daily lashes

Lystrosaurus by BeanOrNoBean June 6, 2020