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If a person is called "Lastige", he would do anything for you as a friend and when he loves a girl, he would also do his best to win her for himself and give her the love she deserves.
if you aren't his close friend, he wouldnt care a little bit about you and also couldn't give a f*ck about you.
He is a man of his word and the greatest best friend you'll ever get

you can have the deepest conversation with him and he would still be all ears
"is lastige a good friend?"
"yhea he is. no doubt"
Lastige by not_Lastigeturk023 August 18, 2020
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You are not my firstie, but lastie.
lastie by Ceyda Akbal May 9, 2018

Lasties get assties 

The opposite of the early bird gets the worm. When you are last, you get ass.

See also, “you snooze you lose”
“I wanted another brownie!”
“Well, lasties get assties, son”
Lasties get assties by Dabundy November 27, 2017
Death caused by taking a selfie
The young man was a victim of a lastie over the weekend when he fell to his death taking a selfie
Lastie by The observant human January 4, 2019
You are not my firstie, but lastie.
lastie by Ceyda Akbal May 9, 2018
A Japanese band formed in 1996. Consisting of Ryuichi Ishiyama on vocals, Kyoichi the lead guitarist, Tomoaki Takasaki on guitar, Yuki on bass, and Ryo on drums, their music is mainly slower rock. Ryuichi's voice has good range, and his lyrics are fairly standard, but there are songs where he is quite imaginative. Kyoichi's guitar solos are always complex, and the other member's parts are equally likeable.

They stayed together until mid-2001, and released a very mysterious indies mini album "R". Really. It's called that!
Damn, too bad I wasn't into Jrock while Lastier was around. I would have loved to see them play "Freeze Out" and "is the END".
lastier by IcyHaku October 19, 2004

Firstie Lastie 

A person who must always be addressed by both their first name and last name. Either they are one of many who share the same first name or it simply sounds weird if someone addresses them by only their first name.
John Smith? He's a firstie lastie, nobody calls him John without saying Smith as well.
Firstie Lastie by Johanna Hook September 10, 2012
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