Last Thursday

Represents a measure of time, being the long-term memory of popular culture (and sixteen year old girls in particular), since both seem to have trouble recalling anything that happened before last Thursday.
As a span of time, Last Thursday lies somewhere between a hundred years ago and the present, and is always followed by last Friday.

It is widely accepted that anything that did not take place this week took place Last Thursday. That is unless this event took place back in the day, which is of course a Wednesday.

Last Thursday by EM3RG3NCYx March 2, 2009

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Last Thursday

When everything in the universe was created. Also, the time when many various things happened.

I started my period last Thursday.

Last Thursday by Goddess_Freya May 5, 2008

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Last Thursday Effect

When you make a point that can’t be disproven or proven.

If you say God existed before The Big Bang you’re using the Last Thursday Effect.

Last Thursday Effect by FatMan1945 November 26, 2020

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So last Thursday

Same as "so ten minutes ago"

Low rise pants are so last Thursday.

So last Thursday by Liberte July 28, 2006

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Last Thursdayism

(np) 1. The assertion that all existence sprang into being this past Thursday, with all memories of sentient beings created in situ. The Universe, and everything in it, was created last Thursday, along with our (false) memories of everything that happened prior to that. Another common belief, known as Last Tuesdayism, is considered wrong.

Q: "What is the evidence for Last Thursdayism?"
A: "There's lots of pieces of evidence that prove that Last Thursdayism is true but we can't go into that right now."

Last Thursdayism by Anonymous November 6, 2002

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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