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Last Mohican 

When you are about to mount a girl from behind and she is on her period, quickly pull out her tampon and wipe it on each of her cheeks.
She and I were getting real into things when I decided to hop around to the back of her and give make her the Last Mohican.
Last Mohican by Beav November 25, 2003
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Last Mohican Fedge Wedge 

While watching a bad movie you shove a fedged penis into a butthole and an indian comes out
The alternative to having babies is to give birth anally to a full grown indian man by using the last mohican fedge wedge

Last of the mohican 

The act of defecating on someone's forehead then using the a phallic object to paint war paint on thier face using the excreted feces.
... so for my finishing move on her I pulled out the last of the mohican!

The Last of the Mohicans 

That last piece of poop that just refuses to leave your anus, constantly making you late for important events.
Sorry Boss, I'd of gotten to the meeting sooner but The Last of the Mohicans just wouldn't let go.

Last of the Mohicans 

The last cigarette/joint in a pack. Typically used to decide whether to smoke it or leave it for some more time
Thats the last of the mohicans, but we can get more if you are really that desperate

Last of the Mohicans 

When you are fucking a girl on chemo from behind and her pony tail comes off in your hand.
She was pretty sick but I still fucked her hard. I ended up doing a Last of the Mohicans on her as I came.
Last of the Mohicans by SpodaFucker February 4, 2024
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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