lasmori

1. v. to damage existing relationships.
2. v. to make false promises in order to use and manipulate.
3. v. to withhold sex and affection.
4. v. to ignore problems you've caused.
5. v. to behave in the general manner of a conscienceless psychopath.

They looked so happy together, but they had money and a place to live, so I just had to lasmori them.

lasmori by hurtnalone July 7, 2008

Lasmori

1. Someone who dates crazy ass people who freak out when you leave them because they are totally psycho.
2. Someone who got burned by said crazy ass ex as they try to contact all your friends, and write as much slander as possible.
3. Someone whose crazy ass ex manages to not get a posting slandering you rejected for naming a friend.

Lasmori's ex obviously goes on a crazy ass rampage and wrote up some mean crap on urban dictionary. Look up the previous entry on Lasmori for an example.

Lasmori by Lasmori June 24, 2009

lamorie 

A girl that has absolutely no quit. Always super sweet , a body to kill for, and am optimistic look on life. But she won’t hesistate to see the world like is it. They are amazing.

“Lamorie is such a great person, I wish I could’ve bagged her while she was still single.”
“Oh well man. You snooze, you lose.”

lamorie by RemixedReckless November 26, 2018

Logan Lamoria

Brother of Luke Lamoria. He is a genius who attends HFK and is also a Fortnite god!! He is even a professional dancer! But do NOT call him Landon or he will get mad and cry!!!!(peanut butter)

Luke: Peter I just got my first Victory Royale!
Peter: Shut up Luke you were carried by Logan Lamoria!
Logan: Peanut Butter!!!!!!!!!!

Logan Lamoria by LoganLamoriaFan September 26, 2019

Lamorinda Stare 

The look given my an adult to any group of usually white, affluent Lamorinda teens just hanging out downtown or outside someone’s house. This look appears to be a look of suspicion and it seems the adult is just looking for something to call their friend about.

Lamorinda teen: “Look dude, that mom in that brand new white Suburban is giving us the Lamorinda stare. Not like we are doing anything wrong”

Lamorinda Stare by Jonsey Jones January 20, 2021

Lamorinda 

A place that emcompasses Moraga, Layfayette, and Orinda CA. The kids from Lamorinda are spoiled brats who often drive SUVS to get to a school less than 5 minutes away. The local hangout is Jack in the Box. Lamorinda kids have been known to have keggers in the middle of a feild at Burton Valley Elementary.

The kids from Lamorinda are so ghetto, there is probably less than 20 africans in the community.

Lamorinda by Allison April 12, 2005

Lamorinda Soccer Club 

Lamorinda soccer club: Lamorinda Soccer Club is one of the best teams in the USA. They play possession soccer aka real soccer. They have small,skillful players that could be national team players. The head coach is pretty much known everywhere and is pretty much awesome.

TYPICAL LAMORINDA SOCCER CLUB QUOTE:MY GRANDMOTHER RUNS FASTER THAN YOU.

YOU GUYS JUST NEED TO--- LAMORINDA SOCCER CLUB IS IMPORTANT

Lamorinda Soccer Club by idratherbeplayingsoccer November 17, 2013