Lasmer 

One who is to Lame to be considered Lame

Lasmer removal successful!

Lasmer by SlaWta October 5, 2003

lasercorning 

the act of eating your food before you get back to wherever you are going

me and my friend went an order some food and as soon as we got are food and went to the front of the biulding he already eat his food and you say you keep lasercorning

lasercorning by FACTS 1.2 February 26, 2017

the sun is a deadly laser 

The correct response to: Why not?

Do you want to take a road trip?
NO
Why not?
THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER

the sun is a deadly laser by Mac Finder June 17, 2017

deadly laser 

What the sun is, before there was a blanket.

"No. The sun is a deadly laser. Not anymore there's a blanket!"

deadly laser by peepums1 July 3, 2017

Fookin Laser Sights 

A meme made in Thatcher's operator video, has become a meme for people who use or get killed by a laser sight attachment.

Lit Kid: "That kid is using laser sights!"
Not Lit Kid: "Fookin laser sights!!!"

Fookin Laser Sights by tobster1155 February 27, 2018

left lamer 

Person who drives slow in the left hand lane or drives the same speed as someone who is the right hand lane. Either way, there is no chance to pass. It's a play on words for "left laner."

That left lamer needs to move their ass over so I can pass.

left lamer by sulco March 19, 2004

Lasterday 

The word you use when you are talking about something that happened in the recent past, but you can't remember the exact day (due to a black out), or it really doesn't have any significance to the story...or you just can't be bothered to think hard enough to remember it.

Amber: I just went to a Ween concert in Anaheim.
Penny: Really, when was that?
Amber: Lasterday, I think.

Lasterday by DeedleDawn October 7, 2009