Lasmer

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One who is to Lame to be considered Lame

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Lasmer by SlaWta October 5, 2003

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lasercorning

the act of eating your food before you get back to wherever you are going

me and my friend went an order some food and as soon as we got are food and went to the front of the biulding he already eat his food and you say you keep lasercorning

lasercorning by FACTS 1.2 February 26, 2017

Related Words

Lasmer • lamer • LASER • Laser Tag • lammer • laser pointer • Lasered • lamere • Laser Beams • Laser Cats

the sun is a deadly laser

The correct response to: Why not?

Do you want to take a road trip?
NO
Why not?
THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER

the sun is a deadly laser by Mac Finder June 17, 2017

deadly laser

What the sun is, before there was a blanket.

"No. The sun is a deadly laser. Not anymore there's a blanket!"

deadly laser by peepums1 July 3, 2017

Fookin Laser Sights

A meme made in Thatcher's operator video, has become a meme for people who use or get killed by a laser sight attachment.

Lit Kid: "That kid is using laser sights!"
Not Lit Kid: "Fookin laser sights!!!"

Fookin Laser Sights by tobster1155 February 27, 2018

left lamer

Person who drives slow in the left hand lane or drives the same speed as someone who is the right hand lane. Either way, there is no chance to pass. It's a play on words for "left laner."

That left lamer needs to move their ass over so I can pass.

left lamer by sulco March 19, 2004

Lasterday

The word you use when you are talking about something that happened in the recent past, but you can't remember the exact day (due to a black out), or it really doesn't have any significance to the story...or you just can't be bothered to think hard enough to remember it.

Amber: I just went to a Ween concert in Anaheim.
Penny: Really, when was that?
Amber: Lasterday, I think.

Lasterday by DeedleDawn October 7, 2009

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026