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laxtastic 

Being overwhelmingly lax. A situation involving several lax brahs, a great deal of lax flow, some hetero lax brah - lax brah loving, seersucker and possibly a lax battle. Something is not laxtastic unless it compels an observer to immediately go out and lax it up or grow their hair out, stop wearing shoes, and in extreme situations, only wear practice jerseys whilst rocking the wallet-on-a-lanyard backwards around the neck.

People from Long Island cannot be laxtastic.
Lax Brah 1: Dude, didn't you go to Gark?
Lax Brah 2: Shut up man. I got into Gillman too. I just didn't want to go.
Lax Brah 1: Yeah man, I got into Park, but I'm just not, like, arty.
Lax Brah 2: Fuck you man! I was all Baltimore County! You didn't even start at Gillman!
Lax Brah 1: Bro, I would have been all county if I had played for Gark.
Observer: This is laxtastic!
laxtastic by Trix Coug April 16, 2008

lagtastic voyage 

When you are playing a sweet fps on any online gaming network and its lagging so gal-darn much you are teleporting around without trying.
Player 1: I was walking up the stairs, and when i got to the top, i was back at spawn again!
Player 2: Sounds like one lagtastic voyage!
lagtastic voyage by Fr46 M46n3T October 24, 2008

Lynstastic 

to describe a woman of utter beauty with the body to die for
see that girl in the corner shes lynstastic ,

i'd give her one she's lynstastic
Lynstastic by buckthelegend April 1, 2011

lactastic 

Adjective used to describe an amazing aspect of (usually breast) milk production.
Mom: Last night I breastfed the baby and then still was able to pump another 8 ounces.
Dad: Wow! That's lactastic!

RN: The lab finished the analysis on the mother's breast milk. It's 27 Calories per ounce.
MD: She might as we'll be making heavy whipping cream! She's lactastic!
lactastic by Assistant Professor X February 3, 2014

lestastic 

A word spoken by Ms. Garrison in LesBos, the lesbian bar that was almost taken over by Persians in South Park (episode D-Yikes!).
Also spelled les-tastic.
Girls, that was so lestastic when we defeated the Persians!
lestastic by Spasticpancreas March 22, 2008

lametastic

The state of being extremely lame; alternately, being so lame that it attracts attention.
Man, have you seen the Numa-Numa kid? He's so lametastic.
lametastic by Freaq April 14, 2006