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Larry Haney 

Massive Cock (14 in) Can suck anyone off without stuttering
Is that Larry haney? Can he cum in my bed?
Larry Haney by yourniggatony March 27, 2019

Larry Hoover

A Larry Hoover is when you leave a turd in the toilet without flushing.

Common other uses:

- Leaving a turd in a random public toilet
- Leaving a turd in a persons house
Man I so Larry Hoovered that keggar last night!
Larry Hoover by Tsagnasty December 28, 2011

The Larry Harold 

The act of applying peanut butter to thy penis. This will attract a canine specimen to which The Larry Harolder must then insert their penis into the oral region of the canine.
Trey Poston had the bright idea to put Peter Pan Peanut Butter on his dick and let his dog lick it off, thus The Larry Harold was born.
The Larry Harold by nitsuj2010 November 8, 2009

Larry Hustle 

The best rapper to come from Baltimore, MD, putting the mid-Atlantic on the map in the hip-hop game; is currently working on his third album, titled "Baller's Code", with life-long right-hand man E-Dawg.
Larry Hustle is lookin like money out there on stage.
Larry Hustle by Nathan Boone December 20, 2008

larry ho'd 

Screwing a friend over despite of your best intention
X: Hey yo, you want to come to nyc with me and my girl?

Y: Aww hell nah, I don't want to get larry ho'd.
larry ho'd by Larry Ho'd June 12, 2011

larry hoxie 

And old man who is practically Moses and reads the Bible as a profession
larry hoxie by TheWCAwisard November 29, 2018
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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