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larptard 

someone who LARPs (live action roleplaying)and enjoys it more than leading their everyday lives. some cases of "larptards" have been known to practice being furries.
nice dragon costume yetman, that guy is a fckn "larptard".
larptard by ben December 6, 2004
Words you can keep
a person who tries to be in a fandom but the only knowledge they have of it makes them so insufferable that they’re nothing but that.
from larp + the r slur
“This guy is such a fucking larptard, they don’t know shit about this fandom and won’t stop being a bitch about it”
larptard by donymbetafish April 10, 2026
Someone who larps while being completely fucking incorrect
Larptard : idiot who pretends to be into/ know about shit
“I love Assassin’s Creed! Nathan Drake is cool”
Larptard by Sploinky May 2, 2026

lardtard 

that person is a lardtard
lardtard by Kevin Dizzle January 11, 2007
A "larktard" is somone who plays runescape and is a major noob and or retarded.
Pker 4 666: Wow your larktarded Dr Jet 2
Dr Jet 2: Shuttup noob
larktard by Dr Jet 2 November 24, 2006
someone who cannot use a laptop
they waisted that laptop by giving it to the laptarded guy
laptarded by ladymerlin December 2, 2007

Lardtardic 

Adjective

A rarely or barely used mind. The mind of a couch potato who just watches TV and allows others to do the thinking for him/her.

Self imposed slow thinking intellectual state. Weather drug or media induced.
The most they can do with their lardtardic minds is blindly parrot the words of their favorite TV personality.
Lardtardic by thechurchfodave April 28, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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