Lardist 

A person who takes pride in their obesity by demeaning the fitness of a lean person.
leanism fatorexia

Jim is a lardist, he gave up on dieting so instead teases others for being fit or encourages others to gain weight.

Lardist by Wordy1 April 23, 2013

Lardism 

Having ur life being controlled by food

Due to Katies Lardism she coudnt go downstairs without having to get a snack

Lardism by Blackdaddy92 April 1, 2008

larditating 

the act of sitting in a chair at work (after a large lunchtime meal) turning into a bucket of lard.

"Wow CeCe I really feel like I'm getting fat at work after I eat lunch and sit in a chair all day with minimal movements." "Don't worry Annie, you are just larditating."

larditating by CeAnCeNie July 26, 2013

lardish

you can be lardish, fat or not
its a completly fatish lazy-ass act which makes people look in discuss

Tom:eating a bunch of burgers and grease squirting on his face, in a lazy position

Samus:Dude your fuckin lardish

Tom:Shwut Wup!

lardish by Rogerz M. March 5, 2009

lardfist

Lardfist - verb (-ing, -ed). In verb form it is the act of dipping one's hand in lard and then inserting said fist into the rectum of another person. This was first reported in the movie Caligula (1979). Colloquially, it denotes any instance in which you are defeated by another person.

I got lardfisted this past weekend by Jerry, and I've been shitting butter ever since.

lardfist by his fistness December 15, 2019

Landist 

Being Landist is just like being Racist, except towards land.

Not liking certain types of land

Hating Mountains but not plains, hating plains but not mountains, etc...

Joe: God dude I hate the Mountains so much.

Mama: Stop being so Landist, Joe, My lord.

Landist by hjman65 August 19, 2021

lardster 

Gentleman who exists on a diet of lard based foodstuffs such as pies and puddings and as a result is less than mobile.

I nicked his cell fone and did the off. No way that lardster was going to catch me.

lardster by Nicky G June 22, 2005