Lardist

A person who takes pride in their obesity by demeaning the fitness of a lean person.
leanism fatorexia

Jim is a lardist, he gave up on dieting so instead teases others for being fit or encourages others to gain weight.

by Wordy1 April 23, 2013

Lardism

Having ur life being controlled by food

Due to Katies Lardism she coudnt go downstairs without having to get a snack

by Blackdaddy92 April 1, 2008

larditating

the act of sitting in a chair at work (after a large lunchtime meal) turning into a bucket of lard.

"Wow CeCe I really feel like I'm getting fat at work after I eat lunch and sit in a chair all day with minimal movements." "Don't worry Annie, you are just larditating."

by CeAnCeNie July 26, 2013

lardish

you can be lardish, fat or not
its a completly fatish lazy-ass act which makes people look in discuss

Tom:eating a bunch of burgers and grease squirting on his face, in a lazy position

Samus:Dude your fuckin lardish

Tom:Shwut Wup!

by Rogerz M. March 5, 2009

lardfist

Lardfist - verb (-ing, -ed). In verb form it is the act of dipping one's hand in lard and then inserting said fist into the rectum of another person. This was first reported in the movie Caligula (1979). Colloquially, it denotes any instance in which you are defeated by another person.

I got lardfisted this past weekend by Jerry, and I've been shitting butter ever since.

by his fistness December 15, 2019

Landist

Being Landist is just like being Racist, except towards land.

Not liking certain types of land

Hating Mountains but not plains, hating plains but not mountains, etc...

Joe: God dude I hate the Mountains so much.

Mama: Stop being so Landist, Joe, My lord.

by hjman65 August 19, 2021

lardster

Gentleman who exists on a diet of lard based foodstuffs such as pies and puddings and as a result is less than mobile.

I nicked his cell fone and did the off. No way that lardster was going to catch me.

by Nicky G June 22, 2005