Lardism

Having ur life being controlled by food

Due to Katies Lardism she coudnt go downstairs without having to get a snack

by Blackdaddy92 April 1, 2008

laddism

The attitudes and behaviour of some young men in Britain, who drink a lot of alcohol, and are mainly interested in sport, sex, and music.

The 1990s brought new-laddism, a backlash against feminism involving a pub-and-porn narcissism, which centres on football, lager and hedonism.

by khany vi March 17, 2010

Lardium

The chemical element comprising the 'hidden mass' of the universe. Scientists have speculated for years about 'dark matter' but have recently discovered that in fact it is all stored in fat people. Fat people NEVER eat enough to become the size that they are, the extra matter contained within their foul frames is in fact composed of Lardium, chemical symbol - Ft.

The amount of Lardium in this fattie is off the scale, our instruments cannot measure it.

by peas_and_frogs December 9, 2008

lardish

you can be lardish, fat or not
its a completly fatish lazy-ass act which makes people look in discuss

Tom:eating a bunch of burgers and grease squirting on his face, in a lazy position

Samus:Dude your fuckin lardish

Tom:Shwut Wup!

by Rogerz M. March 5, 2009

Lardist

A person who takes pride in their obesity by demeaning the fitness of a lean person.
leanism fatorexia

Jim is a lardist, he gave up on dieting so instead teases others for being fit or encourages others to gain weight.

by Wordy1 April 23, 2013

lardium

A size of clothing that needs to be invented that is in between a large and a medium.
Alternatively you could use Merge which means Zaklee (see Zaklee)the same thing.

"Hey man I checked out all the sports shops for a cool t-shirt but the all the mediums are too tight and the large one's are too big".

"Dude you need a Lardium"

by Rummage kerfuffle November 4, 2007

Apple Lordism

A Religion made up when degenerate Students gained the ability to see The Prophecy. Which lead into a Spiral of events now being turned into a Political Movement known as the "Apple Council of Higher Value". From There, The Students formed the Galactic Empire Known as "Объединенная Яблочная Народная Республика" Which lead to the creation of "The Sacred Language". You must find the language in order to know the name, and join the Council.

"Please convert to Apple Lordism."

by Third Apple Council Member June 17, 2021