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a well rounded female professional, perfectionist, anxious and hard working, organized, driven, occasionally entertains unrealistic dreams and goals, easily disappointed by the apathy and neglect of others and yet just as easily inspired to find creative ways to motivate them
Larrisa is the woman you love to have on your team but sometimes you just want her to take a chill pill
Larrisa by xtremeqp February 3, 2010

Larrissa Wolton 

Born to Tina Turner and Flava Flav, Larrissa Wolton is the highly-revered, no-nonsense, eye-patched Queen of the babeslices. Known for her jet blonde hair, wicked ways and a stare that would make Pierce Brosnan blush, she is a fucking terrifying individual. She maintains her strength by drinking a standard 50/50 mixture of unicorn tears and childrens blood. This, along with a strenuous regime of fighting and napping, keeps her in tip-top shape, just in case anyone says anything about her tits.

Knowing no bounds is her only boundary.
Builder: "Nice tits"

Larrissa Wolton (aka Blabe-splice): "I only know two things; taking names and kicking ass. And I forgot my pencil. Come at me bro."
Larrissa Wolton by Pete845 October 13, 2011

dirty larrissa 

Someone who will go out of her way to send you a selfie of her dropping a deuce.
Man, I was chatting with this babe of a dating app and she dirty larrissaed me. I don’t know if I’m disgusted or turned on. I’m a bit ashamed of myself now

labristisize 

To be completely and utterly schooled in a certain activity. Deriving from Labron James.
Oh snap! T-Money just got labristisized!

Larstastic 

Used only when something is to great or legendary to put in words, much like the drummer, Lars Ulrich, who is to great to comprehend.
The band Metallica has a drummer who is Larstastic.
Larstastic by DeathSquared666 July 23, 2009

Larrissa cancerdia 

A lil bitch who nobody fw she is gay and sucks dick she a whore too and she also thinks she shit for stealing a small dick man I hope she gets jumped, she's a fake ass hoe big stomach no titties 88 nipples and resembles a constipated jojo siwa sksksks
Girls- "we it's a rat"
Josh- "that's larrissa cancerdia"
Girls-" same thing, lmao"
Larrissa cancerdia by Jwequeenduh September 18, 2019