larditating

the act of sitting in a chair at work (after a large lunchtime meal) turning into a bucket of lard.

"Wow CeCe I really feel like I'm getting fat at work after I eat lunch and sit in a chair all day with minimal movements." "Don't worry Annie, you are just larditating."

by CeAnCeNie July 26, 2013

Lavitating

When one is salivating and levatating at the same time.

In many horror movies, the afflicted character levatates and sometimes salivates while levatating, therefore, lavitating.

by Someone stole my name! May 25, 2010