lardfist

Lardfist - verb (-ing, -ed). In verb form it is the act of dipping one's hand in lard and then inserting said fist into the rectum of another person. This was first reported in the movie Caligula (1979). Colloquially, it denotes any instance in which you are defeated by another person.

I got lardfisted this past weekend by Jerry, and I've been shitting butter ever since.

by his fistness December 15, 2019

Lardist

A person who takes pride in their obesity by demeaning the fitness of a lean person.
leanism fatorexia

Jim is a lardist, he gave up on dieting so instead teases others for being fit or encourages others to gain weight.

by Wordy1 April 23, 2013