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The chemical element comprising the 'hidden mass' of the universe. Scientists have speculated for years about 'dark matter' but have recently discovered that in fact it is all stored in fat people. Fat people NEVER eat enough to become the size that they are, the extra matter contained within their foul frames is in fact composed of Lardium, chemical symbol - Ft.
The amount of Lardium in this fattie is off the scale, our instruments cannot measure it.
Lardium by peas_and_frogs December 9, 2008
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A size of clothing that needs to be invented that is in between a large and a medium.
Alternatively you could use Merge which means Zaklee (see Zaklee)the same thing.
"Hey man I checked out all the sports shops for a cool t-shirt but the all the mediums are too tight and the large one's are too big".

"Dude you need a Lardium"
lardium by Rummage kerfuffle November 4, 2007
Having ur life being controlled by food
Due to Katies Lardism she coudnt go downstairs without having to get a snack
Lardism by Blackdaddy92 April 1, 2008

The Absentia Lardum Effect 

The overwhelming sensation to consume bacon when the body witnesses something so utterly bland, tasteless, or otherwise unappealing.
I was walking past a vegan restaurant one day when I was suddenly overcome by the Absentia Lardum Effect. I immediately proceeded to the nearest fast food chain for a double bacon cheeseburger.

Lardlump 

A word that is not commonly used in real life. In fact, the only time it's really been used is in Mario Super Sluggers for the Wii, in a certain point in the challenge mode where Wario encounters Waluigi standing on top of a building near a treasure chest in Wario City. The two start arguing and Wario calls Waluigi a beanpole and then Waluigi proceeds to call him a lardlump.

Judging by Wario's body figure and his love for garlic, lardlump most likely means "a really fat person who eats a lot of junk food".
Mom: Oh dear! Our son has eaten too much junk food and now it's causing him to gain a lot of weight. What will we do?

Dad: We'll have to make that lardlump eat healthy. No more junk food for the rest of the month.
Lardlump by superbowserfan64 December 12, 2021
It doesn't exist

Largium doesn't exist
largium by Largiudum November 24, 2021
It doesn't exist

Largium doesn't exist
largium by Largiudum November 24, 2021