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Psycho-magnification 

Psycho-magnification is the process by which interpretations of events/thoughts/action get magnified or exaggerated exponentially (till a point at which it defies logic) as the thought passes through different psyche levels.

Process example : Person 1 to 2 : "Mike was stung by a bee"... Person 2 to 3 : "Mike was stung by a giant bee"... Person 3 to 4 : "Mike was stung by a giant man-eating bee and escaped only because Batman saved him."... Person 4 to 5 : "Mike is a giant man-eating bee and he ate Batman"
Mike's experience with the bee bite was subject to a brutal amount of psycho-magnification.

Ladification 

When one male friend takes the lead in a team activity condemning other members of the team to certain failure on their own personal ventures for the satisfaction of his own needs which the rest of the team can, in hindsight, appreciate as an action that they too would have taken if they were in the same situation thus exempting the perpetrator from any punishment.
To become exempt from a selfish act as the victims of the act empathise with your reasons.

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When one LAD takes his group of friends on a wild goose chase after one woman after sacking off a different group of women (with Ladiquette) that his friends were talking to without telling his friends the real reason why they are travelling across an Island to get another drink. When the truth becomes known by the group of friends that the LAD has taken it upon himself to selfishly shape an evenings antics the LAD is exempt from any punishment because of Ladification which is when the group of friends accept that they have done or would have done the exact same thing in the same situation.

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When a Football player takes a volley on the rebound shouting 'Keepers Gift' even if it is up at the halfway line.
Ladification by ReubensChase April 19, 2013

Lardification

The transformation of a skinny or average man into an morbidly obese man using extreme measures to gain weight
Darrell- I’ve been trying lardification but I find it hard to chug down two pounds of liquified butter
Liam- I’m consulting a therapist
Lardification by Raichu_Gamer August 11, 2021

cagnification 

when something that takes 5 minutes to teach takes 30 minutes instead
Mr.Cagno used cagnification on his lesson about Abraham Lincoln which takes 20 minutes, instead it took a full hour.
cagnification by For M.Cagno June 4, 2009

magnification 

The action of magnifying something or the process of being magnified.
The magnification was really bad so I couldn't see the bug very well.

laudificationally 

Extolling with praise.
Her A+ average speaks laudificationally of her ability to perform as an exceptional student
laudificationally by sisthy November 29, 2013