Lapskin 

A name you call someone that isnt as awesome as you. Also The Skin on your lap

Shut up you no-good lapskin

Lapskin by iggzonkrack September 23, 2020

Larskinsons Disease 

A disease that causes people to lose their ability to clap normally

Brendan Fraiser is the perfect example of someone who has Larskinsons Disease.

Larskinsons Disease by Kif23 February 14, 2012

lapkin 

Not to be confused with napkin, albeit the same thing, only it makes more sense to call it a lapkin because it covers your lap, not your nap.

Jodi's lapkin prevented her from staining her jeans when she spilled her juicy mango.

lapkin by Jodi Hendrickson August 30, 2007

Lapsing 

Short for when you have had your ass fucked so hard or you’ve pounded someone’s ass so relentlessly that the anus is prolapsing.

I can’t do anything today after last night. I’m lapsing.

I need to get to the doctor. I’m lapsing.

I left her laying on the bed lapsing.

Lapsing by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018

lapkin 

My three year old daughter explained it this way, "You can't call it a napkin, mommy cause it covers your lap."

Likewise, she explained that raindots are not rain drops because once they hit the windshield they are no longer falling. Out of the mouthes of babes!

Oh, nooooo! I spilled piss-bus-getti on my nice lellow lapkin!

lapkin by mama biblio techa April 28, 2011

Laskin 

the biggest fratstar of the 21st century. Also models for Polo Ralph Lauren, is the face guy for Polo Nation, and a collegeacb superstar. He'll get it in no matter what, even if it means trying for more than 2 minutes. He also has a little black book where he grades girls on their blowjobs.

Girl 1: I think I fucked Laskin last night
Girl 2: That's funny...I fucked him the night before!

Laskin by Fratstar #2 January 1, 2011

Laskin 

Last god damn time I’m asking bitch

Bitch I’m lasking one more time and I’m done! MiKeZ

Laskin by MikeEasy July 22, 2018