Lapskin
Lapskin by iggzonkrack September 23, 2020
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Larskinsons Disease
Larskinsons Disease by Kif23 February 14, 2012
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lapkin
Not to be confused with napkin, albeit the same thing, only it makes more sense to call it a lapkin because it covers your lap, not your nap.
lapkin by Jodi Hendrickson August 30, 2007
Lapsing
Short for when you have had your ass fucked so hard or you’ve pounded someone’s ass so relentlessly that the anus is prolapsing.
I can’t do anything today after last night. I’m lapsing.
I need to get to the doctor. I’m lapsing.
I left her laying on the bed lapsing.
I need to get to the doctor. I’m lapsing.
I left her laying on the bed lapsing.
Lapsing by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018
lapkin
My three year old daughter explained it this way, "You can't call it a napkin, mommy cause it covers your lap."
Likewise, she explained that raindots are not rain drops because once they hit the windshield they are no longer falling. Out of the mouthes of babes!
Likewise, she explained that raindots are not rain drops because once they hit the windshield they are no longer falling. Out of the mouthes of babes!
lapkin by mama biblio techa April 28, 2011
Laskin
the biggest fratstar of the 21st century. Also models for Polo Ralph Lauren, is the face guy for Polo Nation, and a collegeacb superstar. He'll get it in no matter what, even if it means trying for more than 2 minutes. He also has a little black book where he grades girls on their blowjobs.
Laskin by Fratstar #2 January 1, 2011
Laskin
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