When your demeanor imitates a Lars Christian Jensen. A Lars is notorious for babbling on for hours instead of teaching his students, or giving 30 minutes speeches about that fish he caught yesterday. Lars is also known for being obsessed with Danish literature and biology - but especially fish- and plant life.
Larsing is being defined as:
"Nu skal I høre..."
"Har I set nyheder om de der tun?"
"Jeg fangede en laks den anden dag."
"I dag skal vi have om fotosyntesen."
"Skal vi lige se mine Facebook posts?"
"Læse, læse, læse."
"Nu skal I se mit stamtræ..."
Lauraing is the same as Gaslighting but it's the person who's being Gaslighted's fault for not harpooning her and rolling her back into the sea as all Laura's are fat disgusting manatees.
Friend 1: Hey did you hear how Steve is doing?
Friend 2: He's doing badly because he allowed himself to become a victim of Lauraing.
Friend 1: Fuck that fucking beached whale
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.