Italian slang for lazy person with a small dick. In some areas its used to describe someone unusually skinny, pedophilia, and I've even heard homosexual. The word has different meaning based on where its said, but it all references Italians.
After a threesome with some extremely hot girls, Jason, who was not performing up to satisfaction, was told that he was a Laposta.
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A massage technique in which the male partner is straddled by his female companion. The male partner sucks her breasts while massaging her back and neck muscles, producing a feeling of calming euphoria.
See also LaCosta Deluxe
NOTE: The LaCosta Resort and Spa is an elite spa located in southern California known for its grand spa and massage experiences.
See also LaCosta Deluxe
NOTE: The LaCosta Resort and Spa is an elite spa located in southern California known for its grand spa and massage experiences.
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by DontBurnJews February 3, 2022
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by Egla Martinez April 29, 2008
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Did you see Laporta slap John Cala right in the face after he pulled the fire alarm? That Laporta Slap was epic. It totally left John Cala red-faced and speechless.
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