Laposta 

Italian slang for lazy person with a small dick. In some areas its used to describe someone unusually skinny, pedophilia, and I've even heard homosexual. The word has different meaning based on where its said, but it all references Italians.

After a threesome with some extremely hot girls, Jason, who was not performing up to satisfaction, was told that he was a Laposta.

Laposta by The One Italiano January 5, 2009

LaPortaism 

A set of liberal and progressive beliefs based on tolerance, equality and world peace.

Michael: “I am a firm believer of LaPortaism.”

LaPortaism by negroman February 5, 2020

LaCosta Special 

A massage technique in which the male partner is straddled by his female companion. The male partner sucks her breasts while massaging her back and neck muscles, producing a feeling of calming euphoria.

See also LaCosta Deluxe

NOTE: The LaCosta Resort and Spa is an elite spa located in southern California known for its grand spa and massage experiences.

Cissy was really tense this morning so I gave her the LaCosta Special. It really helped.

LaCosta Special by BBBMD November 2, 2006

LaPortaism 

A set of liberal and progressive beliefs based on tolerance, equality and world peace.

Michael: “I am a firm believer of LaPortaism.”

LaPortaism by negroman February 5, 2020

LaPortaism 

A set of liberal and progressive beliefs based on tolerance, equality and world peace. Based on the teachings of Joseph LaPorta.

Michael: “I am a firm believer of LaPortaism.”

LaPortaism by DontBurnJews February 3, 2022

LaPorta

The word LaPorta is the definition of perfection. The ability to do everything the correct way or even above perfection.

Daniel's cooking makes my body feel things i have never felt befor, its so LaPorta.

LaPorta by Egla Martinez April 29, 2008

Laporta Slap 

A slap so humiliating that the recipient is left red-faced and speechless. When the shock wears off, the recipient, feeling the utmost shame, usually claims that it didn’t even hurt.

Did you see Laporta slap John Cala right in the face after he pulled the fire alarm? That Laporta Slap was epic. It totally left John Cala red-faced and speechless.

Laporta Slap by Verostoria January 21, 2022