Lapming

A brainy Asian, normally found walking with an uncanny resemblance to a Tyrannosaurus rex. The little hands held in front of his body keeps the ever so precarious weight evenly distributed so that he does not fall backwards from the weight of his own head.

Shoot, I can’t pay for dinner tonight. Let’s just play credit card roulette with Lapming.

by Gotchjoo November 26, 2021

lamping

When you relax at home, generally by yourself and normally in your underwear.

I was lamping at home this morning.

by Plata O_Plomo December 8, 2017

first-rate cunt lapping

getting your pussy licking real well

'james gave me first-rate cunt lapping last night'

by peach_buddies September 24, 2007

Lamington Slammington

The act of compressing a lamington with your hands and then trying to consume it all in one mouthful.

"Zak do the lamington slammington".

Zak proceeded to launch lamington everywhere like a grotty cunt in an attempt to consume it.

by MobiusFuel August 5, 2020

Lizard Lamping

Also known as tanning Lizard Lamping is the act of putting yourself under fake sunlight and obtaining an orange like glow. Lizard Lamping can be quite expensive and addictive.

Jeremy: "You looks awfully orange today"
Alyssa: "Yea, I have been lizard lamping"

Jeremy: "Are you going out tonight?"
Caitlin: "No, I cant. I spent all my money on the lizard lamp"

by Tan and Happy April 26, 2011

cold lamping

Hanging out/chilling. Pioneered by Hip-Hop legend Flava Flav, of Public Enemy, who encouraged us all to start cold lamping with him.

Let's go cold lamping with Flava Flav!

by Robert Nugent June 19, 2003

laming me out

have u ever seen someone do something so embarrassing or stupid where they just keep digging themselves into a hole, and its so bad u feel embarrassed for them or to even be around them?
pretty much the same deal except when someone says or does something really lame, pathetic or stupid and u just feel like really lame/pathetic around them caus theyve just humiliated themselves or yourself

*someone says/does something really pathetic/lame and digs themselves into a hole and just wont shutup*

'they are laming me out so much right now'

by bethannie September 11, 2007