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A brainy Asian, normally found walking with an uncanny resemblance to a Tyrannosaurus rex. The little hands held in front of his body keeps the ever so precarious weight evenly distributed so that he does not fall backwards from the weight of his own head.
Shoot, I can’t pay for dinner tonight. Let’s just play credit card roulette with Lapming.
Lapming by Gotchjoo November 26, 2021
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When you relax at home, generally by yourself and normally in your underwear.
I was lamping at home this morning.
lamping by Plata O_Plomo December 8, 2017
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first-rate cunt lapping 

'james gave me first-rate cunt lapping last night'

Lamington Slammington 

The act of compressing a lamington with your hands and then trying to consume it all in one mouthful.
"Zak do the lamington slammington".

Zak proceeded to launch lamington everywhere like a grotty cunt in an attempt to consume it.

Lizard Lamping

Also known as tanning Lizard Lamping is the act of putting yourself under fake sunlight and obtaining an orange like glow. Lizard Lamping can be quite expensive and addictive.
Jeremy: "You looks awfully orange today"
Alyssa: "Yea, I have been lizard lamping"

Jeremy: "Are you going out tonight?"
Caitlin: "No, I cant. I spent all my money on the lizard lamp"
Lizard Lamping by Tan and Happy April 26, 2011

cold lamping 

Hanging out/chilling. Pioneered by Hip-Hop legend Flava Flav, of Public Enemy, who encouraged us all to start cold lamping with him.
Let's go cold lamping with Flava Flav!
cold lamping by Robert Nugent June 19, 2003

laming me out 

have u ever seen someone do something so embarrassing or stupid where they just keep digging themselves into a hole, and its so bad u feel embarrassed for them or to even be around them?
pretty much the same deal except when someone says or does something really lame, pathetic or stupid and u just feel like really lame/pathetic around them caus theyve just humiliated themselves or yourself
*someone says/does something really pathetic/lame and digs themselves into a hole and just wont shutup*

'they are laming me out so much right now'
laming me out by bethannie September 11, 2007
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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