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Lapdigger 

Someone who wants the D
Guy 1: Sarah was hitting on me.
Guy 2: She hit me too!
Guy 3: What a fucking lapdigger.
Lapdigger by PozPoz August 29, 2016
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LaPinger 

A word with no real meaning that is used on any word to make something sound questionable.
Wanna fondle my LaPinger?
You are such a LaPinger!
My grandma lets me play with her LaPinger.
LaPinger by The23rd May 27, 2020

latigger 

any person who is half latino and half black
david: damn nigga i just made it with a latina and bitch is pregnant.
j.b.: damn dog you gonna have a little latigger running around.
latigger by Dnmn1999 December 27, 2009
This neo-nazi bitch who simply LOVES Doboz and wants to invade everything besides Romania because nobody wants to go to Romania
Man 1: Bro that girl is such a Landogger
Man 2: I know, right? I hope she isn't very radical about her neo-nazism
Landogger: Hey guys let's invade Poland and Hungary, my crush Doboz lives there OwO
Landogger by PCgary August 8, 2023

landiggers 

landiggers by spongebob12367 March 10, 2024
Someone who only has three fingers and/or toes.
I'm a Lafiggero
Lafiggero by StrangeWords May 14, 2017

Lardoggery 

Committing the act a Lardog would commit. Over working self, Committing mindless acts for hours on end, Slamming a trunk on a head, etc.
"That guy has been studying 8 hours straight for a spanish test!" "Wow what lardoggery"
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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