Lap dancers 

Bounce on your ass all day and get paid to make a male turned on

Damn there lap dancers

Lap dancers by Nighthawk69 July 27, 2014

lapdancer dust 

Glitter worn by dancers that sticks to you and your clothing and is impossible to remove. Usually resulting in a pissed off wife or girlfriend.

I would've gotten away with a great night at the tittybar, if it wasn't for that damn lapdancer dust!

lapdancer dust by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010