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Someone being pretentiously pedantic, especiallly when it comes to terminologies, for the sake of being so. While some do it intentionally, some are so deeply mired in their apparent greatness to fail to notice the frivolity of it. They receive an interest rate that keeps up with inflation on their virginity.

To be in posession of virginity with compound interest.

Something that makes you think, "Holy shit you need to be having negative sex to say that"
Sherlock Schitt "Thine eeyorish cullion hast ruined much-needed apricity...."
Hect Dolef "Sherlock, you're being a Landau. If you have bedded anyone before, I just want you to know that your virginity has been returned to you expeditiously after having used those words"
Landau by くもり May 5, 2022
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A traditional Chinese medicine, in the form of paste, that cures binghos.
Bryan applied lanbau on his bingho.
lanbau by Pkjxs October 26, 2010
A word like Enlgish, recognizable only in print since its pronunciation is indistinguishable from its cognate, language. Often appears in important documents like resumes, cover letters and masters' theses. Usually found only after the document has been sent, but also found in many places on the Internet. Users curse themselves silently and swear they will only use the phone from now on.
I majored in Enlgish and speak two other langauges.
langauge by jorzef January 2, 2008
Lancau is a word from every single Malaysian when they angry at someone which is the original word is 'Lan-jiou' (Hokkien) mean Dick or Pennis.

Lately, the word Lancau getting used at the last of the part Malay poem.
Pergi ke kedai membeli Cincau,
Lancau!!

Go to the shop buy a Cincau,
Lancau!!
Lancau by MyBrainOnMyKnee May 16, 2021
A character from the Pokémon series. It is one of the most obscure characters in the series. However, it is my personal favorite Pokémon.
I loved the Lanturn I had on my Gold Version. I cried when the file was deleted. Six+ years later, I still love Lanturn.
Lanturn by Chars August 25, 2009
woi lancau bila nak belanja aku makan?
woi pundek, bagi aku lancau tu.
lancau by ntah February 3, 2009