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Langared 

Not just a hangover. A self-induced descent into a state of utter wretchedness caused by the debauched consumption of enough intoxicants the previous evening to make even Ozzy Osbourne think twice. The law of gravity states that what goes up must come down; sometimes there's a whole lot of down. If you gave up on praying to get better several hours ago and are instead praying for death, congratulations! You have been Langared.
A: Has anyone seen my car keys, my phone or the tattered remains of my dignity?

B: You look fucking Langared mate!
Langared by El Cunto August 18, 2013
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Langarjeet

Another word for pajeet sikhs who take donations(money and cooking machinery) from hindus and then shame and flaunt about feeding same hindus for eating food when hindus come to sikh temples out of respect for sikh gurus.
Langarjeet: we are only 2% of indian population but we feed 98% hindus in india.
Langarjeet by Pajeetslayer September 13, 2023
A portmanteau of the abbreviation LA, for Liberal Arts, and 'tard. Pronounced "lay-tard", LAtard is a pejorative term for a person studied in the Arts and Humanities. They typically believe themselves to be more "cultured", "creative", "open-minded", and "erudite" than most people but lack the skills to work a basic calculator, let alone engineer a bridge.

Not to be confused with Libtard.
There's a flame war between the LAtards and STEMlords on Reddit again.
LAtard by TomTee May 25, 2021
He's just a fucking god. Absolutely outstanding in everything he does. Every girls dream and every mans fantasy. they say the name Lautaro is a chosen name for those destined to be great. If your name is something other than Lautaro, your parents failed you.
"Wow who's that perfect human being?"

Sexy bitch: "oh he's called Lautaro"
lautaro by Line hurter October 17, 2017
A center-lefty technocrat type who doesn't understand how human beings actually function. A reference to the ID lanyards for conventions and campaigns such types tend to collect as they throw their energy into the campaigns and staffs of people who don't care about them. See also, totebagger and tryhard
A couple of lanyards came to the DSA meeting and tried to tone police us, but one of the guys got them off in a corner discussing local tax credits for private religious schools, and that kept them busy until we got some real work done.
Lanyard by Punditos Maximos August 30, 2018
A hunch back with a small dick who wont shut the fuck up
That kid over there, his name is Finn and he is a fucking langar
Langar by ChillBill668 August 17, 2023