Lanlard 

To bluntly shut down a proposed idea or incorrect query via a pause and simple "No". Often to the specific embarrassment of the subject.

Originated and used by British YouTube Stars & fellow members of SORTEDfood.

"Don't you cook to 165° C to make honeycomb?"
"... no."
“Well, that was a Lanlard...thanks mate”

"He just asked if that was the right peeler to zest an orange."
"Oof, he just ABSOLUTELY Lanlarded him!"

Lanlard by KhaleesiofRivia March 24, 2021

Lanyard 

A center-lefty technocrat type who doesn't understand how human beings actually function. A reference to the ID lanyards for conventions and campaigns such types tend to collect as they throw their energy into the campaigns and staffs of people who don't care about them. See also, totebagger and tryhard

A couple of lanyards came to the DSA meeting and tried to tone police us, but one of the guys got them off in a corner discussing local tax credits for private religious schools, and that kept them busy until we got some real work done.

Lanyard by Punditos Maximos August 30, 2018

Lanhard's Theorem 

From any page in Wikipedia, it will never take more than 5 page-link clicks to access the Wikipedia article on Hitler.

Examples of Lanhard's Theorem:

Donut -> World War II -> Hitler

Antidisestablishmentarianism -> Britain -> World War II -> Hitler

Lanhard's Theorem by Michael McMinn March 4, 2008

lanyard 

A cord designed to hold something around the neck, usually with a clip at the end on which to fasten the object. Used for easy exposure and/or quick access to an ID badge, keys, etc.

"We could tell who the roadies were at the rock concert, because they each wore an 'all-access backstage pass' on a lanyard."
"Oh, so THAT'S what those things are called."

lanyard by Bill M. July 29, 2004

lanyard 

A group of Freshmen, usually at a College or University, named for the lanyards Freshmen often wear around their necks with their ID and keys.

Last Friday we just sat drinking on our porch watching all the lanyards of wandering and lost freshmen pass by.

lanyard by ANorell September 29, 2010

Lanard 

A kind hearted person, who likes to chill. Lanard’s are typically nice with girls. Lanard’s mostly have big dicks but would never say it around people because they’re humble.

Lanard is so nice like wtf.

Lanard by Lanard November 22, 2021

landards 

A person who has low standards.

Dan has landards, he will hook-up with ugly chicks

landards by Jeromeiskol? December 9, 2009