Landseer 

A big cocked peacock who gets all the ladies and has a huge six pack.

Landseer

Landseer by Caelan May 3, 2014

Landsberger Exit 

When one asks a Landsberger to regale you with a tale and you exit the conversation before they can begin.

Thank goodness we were able to Landsberger Exit the conversation.

Landsberger Exit by Ban Derk May 21, 2018

landser 

88 rock and roll band

Landser fucking rule

landser by All Skrewed Up September 28, 2006

Landsperger 

When you flick a booger onto your wife.

Wow did you see mike last night? He picked his nose then pulled a landsperger.

Landsperger by wiuwtt February 15, 2010

Landsverking 

The act of staying home and protecting ones virginity

Named after the Landsverk L-60

Hey where is Alex? Oh he is Landsverking at home.

Landsverking by Someguyonaphone September 22, 2019

Landsverk effect

The Landsverk effect, is when you are having a conversation with someone, and that person can only respond with relating your issues and stories through themselves.

They will not actually listen to try understand the emotions and situation you are going through. Instead they will use your words vaguely, as a catalyst, a launching pad, to tell their emotions and situation to you.

As a result, that person will always, somewhat unintended, make sure that the convensation, is gonne be almost exclusively be about them.

I wanted to tell her how i felt, but as soon as I started, she found a way to make it about her. The entire talk was under the Landsverk effect. It really sucked.

Landsverk effect by Guppas April 7, 2019

Landsberger

The surname of the most gorgeous, lovely girl on the face of the earth, which I hope to change for my own if she feels the same about me as I do for her.

"There's the beautiful Miss Landsberger"
"Not 'Miss' for much longer; she's going to marry that luck guy ..."

Landsberger by picobiologist December 8, 2013