Landseer

A big cocked peacock who gets all the ladies and has a huge six pack.

Landseer

by Caelan May 3, 2014

Landsberger Exit

When one asks a Landsberger to regale you with a tale and you exit the conversation before they can begin.

Thank goodness we were able to Landsberger Exit the conversation.

by Ban Derk May 21, 2018

landser

88 rock and roll band

Landser fucking rule

by All Skrewed Up September 28, 2006

Landsperger

When you flick a booger onto your wife.

Wow did you see mike last night? He picked his nose then pulled a landsperger.

by wiuwtt February 15, 2010

Landsverking

The act of staying home and protecting ones virginity

Named after the Landsverk L-60

Hey where is Alex? Oh he is Landsverking at home.

by Someguyonaphone September 22, 2019

Landsverk effect

The Landsverk effect, is when you are having a conversation with someone, and that person can only respond with relating your issues and stories through themselves.

They will not actually listen to try understand the emotions and situation you are going through. Instead they will use your words vaguely, as a catalyst, a launching pad, to tell their emotions and situation to you.

As a result, that person will always, somewhat unintended, make sure that the convensation, is gonne be almost exclusively be about them.

I wanted to tell her how i felt, but as soon as I started, she found a way to make it about her. The entire talk was under the Landsverk effect. It really sucked.

by Guppas April 7, 2019

Landsberger

The surname of the most gorgeous, lovely girl on the face of the earth, which I hope to change for my own if she feels the same about me as I do for her.

"There's the beautiful Miss Landsberger"
"Not 'Miss' for much longer; she's going to marry that luck guy ..."

by picobiologist December 8, 2013