A landlord-friendly term for ‘landlord’. ‘Landchad’ is a portmanteau of ’landlord’ and ‘Chad’, and is frequently used by the pro-landlord community.

A typical Landchad is obscenely wealthy from all the rent and 25 % tips he collects from his tenants; ridiculously muscular from all the single mothers he evicts on a regular basis; harshly critical of his tenants’ frivolous consumerist purchases of funkopops, craft beers, Star Wars merch, Reddit awards and video games (mainly because it renders them unable to tip the Landchad his typical 25%); and an ardent advocate for the rights and interest of PoL (People of Land).

I couldn’t afford to tip my beloved Landchad his typical 25 % this month, so I paved his driveway instead!

Landchad by enterprise1701 October 13, 2020

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Landon Syndrome

Dating someone who for sure acts like an opp and try to hook up with the afflicted persons opps. Most people would be able to be recognized as a C.H.U.D.

Would you look at that Jeffrey Gunter is dating Maryssa Coatney. He must have Landon syndrome, what a C.H.U.D.

Landon Syndrome by Nefwey November 26, 2022

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Lando norris

The ultimate meme Lord, the undisputed champion of fall guys, part time f1 driver, popular twitch streamer and son of Carlos Sainz

LANDO NORRIS GOT A PODIUM

Lando norris by Car lost sainz October 20, 2020

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landphobia

Landphobia is the bigotry and intolerance towards landownership and People of Land. People of Land (PoL) is one of the most marginalised minority groups in modern day society and is constantly subject to microaggressions (e.g. not paying rent plus tip on time); hateful bigotry (e.g. ‘being a landlord is not a rEaL jOb’); and at times even systemic discriminations such as property tax and eviction moratoriums.

Rentoid: Landlords add nothing to society and are parasites. Why am I forced to pay to live in my own house??
People of land: What is this Landphobia? I’m literally shaking right now!!

landphobia by OS69 August 29, 2021

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