lance corporal 

Term for the penis coined by Triple H of the WWE back when he and Shawn Michaels were D-Generation X.

"Maybe I'll show her my lance corporal, and show her what standing at attention is all about" quote from Triple H

lance corporal by theunknownone September 25, 2005

Lance Corporal 

Jarrod Phillips Marine Corps. Confirmed 52 casualities first tour of Iraq. Took a bullet for Staff Sargeant Hamilton. He won four state wrestling titles due to his back and leg muscles.

Lance Corporal

Lance Corporal by dillon archeluta October 19, 2010

lance corporal 

A code name for a homosexual. The term was inspired by the 1986 film Heartbreak Ridge in which gunny Highway calls lance corporal Fragetti a Faggeti- a play on the term 'faggot' which is an offensive term for a homosexual. The term is generally used in a low profile conversation in a public place in which the speakers wouldn't want those around them to know what they are referring to. The term can also be used as an insult, and the recipient more than likely won't know the meaning of it so therefore can't deny or confirm whether or not they are indeed a lance corporal which gives the user an advantage.

Jerry: Hey Pete, look over there, I think that guys a lance corporal
Pete: Oh yes, he's a lance alright! crop top, short shorts, bent wrist and a trolley full of Vaseline!

lance corporal by Phil Mi Groin May 1, 2019

lance corporal underground 

Term used in the Marines to refer to the gossip passed around by those of a lower rank (usually lance corporals) about deployments, promotions, and any other topic pertaining to a unit's agenda.

Lance Corporal: So, I heard through the Lance Corporal Underground that we are going to Okinawa in May.

Other Lance Corporal: STFU I'm peeing.

lance corporal underground by jmusmc85 June 6, 2010

lance corporal activities 

The most vile, stupid, grotesque, violent, and or completely out of pocket activities known to man.

Fellow LCpl: This is no time for lance corporal activities, Johnson, get out of the female head!

lance corporal activities by FlattenedPancake0809 May 30, 2024

Lance corporal esque activities

An activity which is funny enough that the punishment for the activity is worth the comedic value. Typically a military term.

"We will have no lance corporal esque activities tonight"

Lance corporal esque activities by TheLocalBiGuy July 11, 2024