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Lamplighter inn 

I need to go to The lamplighter inn so I can go down there and find my gold.
How is it at the lamplighter inn looking for the way down, how's the lamplighter in lately have you found any, without the lamplighter in I'm in the room, lamplighter inn and I'm looking for a light, thinking about my riches I'll be taking a piss at The lamplighter inn.

The Lamplighter

When a partner takes the entire penis and testicles into their mouth and have their tongue out as well and the partner then pulls on the tongue like a light chain.
That fucking Skanks mouth’s so big she could complete the lamplighter on a horse.
The Lamplighter by Droc the Bullx2 December 29, 2022

lamplighting 

Lamplighting is the process of convincing a significant other they are insane or paranoid through the use of technology. Examples include acting completely normal around them, then emailing, texting, and calling and saying jubberish or lies and convince them that they are insane by denying and erasing records of it. This is best done with multiple sources, like multiple people calling from multiple numbers and using different emails and social media accounts.
I like dating crazy chicks, but I can lie with a straight face, so I am lamplighting my current GF.
lamplighting by m1k3j0n35 September 14, 2017

lamplight 

The place that no one wants to get hit
Person 1: I am going to hit you right in the lamplight.

Person 2: NOT THE LAMPLIGHT!

Person 1: Yes... The lamplight
lamplight by Winkler Tinkler June 10, 2016

Little Lamplight 

A group comprised of children who either survive or involve themselves in a world (metaphorically, an online community) where they don't belong.
Man 1: "Dude, it's so weird that kids like to write fanfictions and shit for nsfw communities."
Man 2: "Yeah, it's like that one location in Fallout 3, Little Lamplight"
Little Lamplight by SlugPye March 6, 2021
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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