Turlock

The least of women that have never evolved into taking me to that place.
Yo Turlock is right by the freeway just take the exit here, without Turlock I wouldn't have to walk to Modesto, when I'm in Turlock I like to go to Taco Bell with a girl, The Way Turlock seems is right at home
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kape kid

A kape kid desires way fine 10s only.
You know my buddy just broke up with his date and wanted to be a kape kid for the night.
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Fence black

I was with fence black today she didn't want me because she is married.
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thizzel jr

The definition of a thizzel Jr is a person that has done so many thizzles in their entire life that they don't remember a goddamn thing.
The past 45 days I've reckoned myself as a thizzel Jr, all of my friends think of me as a thizzel Jr, my teacher thinks I'm a thizzel jr, everyone at my work thinks I'm a thizzel jr, I don't even work I'm just a thizzel Jr with an enormous cock.
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Rajaseker

The most definite upon tight situations in which booty might reflect upon.
That raja Shaker just did my homework for me, when I'm with rajah shaker all I want to do is go to sleep, the raja Shaker will take you all the way to the top, rajaseker tells me I don't need to use a sock.
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bon wheat

I looked at these girls and I was like I don't want to get none of you pregnant and then I was like I choose bon wheat.
Without bon wheat I might have had a baby, bon wheat is the best way to go, bon wheat shows me righteousness, I have integrity with sex in bon wheat, when I chose bon wheat the girl had like seven orgasms.
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buttless enemy

Your butt less enemy made friends with me today and she did not want me to do anything else except for put it inside of her anal.
My buttless enemy is my girlfriend at dinner with my parents, my buttless enemy didn't go to class today and I was very sad because it's my only girlfriend, my buttless enemy made friends with the ice cream man and I was very jealous, my buttless enemy has a toy and she wanted to show me how she does it better, call me my buttless enemy got the mail and we made a lot of money off of doing that.
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