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lambgoat 

An aids-infested messageboard tucked far far away in the bowels of cyberspace where mind-numbingly infantile ultracynics fling shit at eachother like monkeys possessed.
here's a normal thread on lambgoat:

innocent kid in a band on LG for first time: hey are there any good clubs in the Pittsburgh area anyone can tell me about?

veteran 1: faggot

veteran 2: "faggot"

veteran 3: your band fucking sucks

veteran 2: breeeee

veteran 1: too faggot no help ever
lambgoat by Hooker June 3, 2006

lambgoat.com 

Website instilled with the power of the gods.
That Fraulein from lambgoat.com sure swings the big dick.
lambgoat.com by Fraulein February 2, 2004
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lambgoat.com 

i still haev respect for those guys because they are capable of releasing an album such as Calculating Infinity. BUT...Irony Is A Dead Scene made me want to vomit...there new stuff will probably be lame too. we'll see.
Lambgoat is gay. Renegade is the coolest Lambgoat poster.
lambgoat.com by renegade September 18, 2003

lambgoat.com 

website ruled by a man named playdough head
man, playdough head runs lambgoat in such a swell manner
lambgoat.com by alex lambgoat June 11, 2003

lambgoat.com 

Place where people with huge genitals post often.
Anonymous has no genitals, therefore so right to be on lambgoat.com
lambgoat.com by Anonymous June 9, 2003

lambgoat.com 

By: redroses4bluelady on 9/9/2003 8:40:49 PM

HAHAHAHHAHAHA thats the fucking funniest thing EVER. dude your a funny shit. i hate girls more than gay dudes hate tits...and thats alot.
I still haev respect for lambgoat.com, even though everybody on there are ghey.
lambgoat.com by Anonymoses September 18, 2003
a lamborghini of boats; expensive, fast, and always has smokin' hot bitches on it.
man1 "Hey, man 2, would you like to go out upon my lamboat?"
man 2 "Depends, will there be bitches?"
man1 "Read the damn definition, of course it has bitches on it"
man 2 "Done."
Lamboat by iwantalamboat July 6, 2011
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