LALOOSH

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An omnipresent word with many meanings. Can be used in any sentence to describe any thing, place, or person. When used to describe a person it is usually in a derogatory manner. Used any other way it can mean just about anything you want. The term originated on Facebook from Jay Laloosh Dugan and was spread by his many followers of LALOOSH.
LALOOSH is always used in all capital letters with the one exception of when it is used as your middle name as all followers of LALOOSH must do.

John Rat Rathsam is the ultimate LALOOSH!

Man does he smell like LALOOSH.

The pizza was so hot I LALOOSHED the roof of my mouth.

I fell down and broke my LALOOSH.

LALOOSH by Chuck Jager April 28, 2010

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Laloosh

A way of rubbing a boob, not in a gently way. Treating the boob like a dough getting mashed to be ready.

He decided to laloosh her boob really hard

Laloosh by Piwill September 15, 2017

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LALOOSH • douche laloosh • laboosh • Lalooser • lalosha • Laloshippin' • Lapoosh • Lapooshie • Layooshy • Liloosh

douche laloosh

a step up from douche bag, kinda like douche bag squared or if you want to get technical the cousin of douche nozzle

when the douche bag steps up his game and transcends the bag its time for the rhyme, by way of the laloosh, or a pitcher on your team is a douche and you want to thrown in the baseball movie reference, douche laloosh is a play on words to nuke laloosh in bull durham

douche laloosh by Johnny Eutaw October 1, 2006

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Laloshippin'

To bilk people out of their hard-earned cash by selling defective watches. Named after Eyal Lalo, CEO of Invicta watches, a notoriously cheap watch brand.

I ordered a watch on the web, and they screwed me, Laloshippin' me a crap watch with the hands falling off.

Laloshippin' by harveydollars April 26, 2011

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laboosh

a skate company in bull city

"dude did you see the new Laboosh drop??''

laboosh by daringdad42 December 3, 2019

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Liloosh

A beautiful creature with an amazing heart, most guys dont care if she snores or even farts!!
A Liloosh is the woman of most guys's dreams, few will ever find her, she is the epitome of grace and class, and yeah she's got a great ass.
Its been said her smile ends wars, and makes those makeup clad girls scurry back to their holes.

Damn, is that a Liloosh

Liloosh by SlydaREdonk April 13, 2013

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Lalooser

a man who never will find a mate...Other than his hand!

Your mom is a lalooser.

Ofcourse your a lalooser

Lalooser by Justenesletgff August 6, 2007

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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