LALOOSH

An omnipresent word with many meanings. Can be used in any sentence to describe any thing, place, or person. When used to describe a person it is usually in a derogatory manner. Used any other way it can mean just about anything you want. The term originated on Facebook from Jay Laloosh Dugan and was spread by his many followers of LALOOSH.
LALOOSH is always used in all capital letters with the one exception of when it is used as your middle name as all followers of LALOOSH must do.

John Rat Rathsam is the ultimate LALOOSH!

Man does he smell like LALOOSH.

The pizza was so hot I LALOOSHED the roof of my mouth.

I fell down and broke my LALOOSH.

LALOOSH by Chuck Jager April 28, 2010

Laloosh

A way of rubbing a boob, not in a gently way. Treating the boob like a dough getting mashed to be ready.

He decided to laloosh her boob really hard

Laloosh by Piwill September 15, 2017

douche laloosh 

a step up from douche bag, kinda like douche bag squared or if you want to get technical the cousin of douche nozzle

when the douche bag steps up his game and transcends the bag its time for the rhyme, by way of the laloosh, or a pitcher on your team is a douche and you want to thrown in the baseball movie reference, douche laloosh is a play on words to nuke laloosh in bull durham

douche laloosh by Johnny Eutaw October 1, 2006

Laloshippin' 

To bilk people out of their hard-earned cash by selling defective watches. Named after Eyal Lalo, CEO of Invicta watches, a notoriously cheap watch brand.

I ordered a watch on the web, and they screwed me, Laloshippin' me a crap watch with the hands falling off.

Laloshippin' by harveydollars April 26, 2011

laboosh

a skate company in bull city

"dude did you see the new Laboosh drop??''

laboosh by daringdad42 December 3, 2019

Liloosh 

A beautiful creature with an amazing heart, most guys dont care if she snores or even farts!!
A Liloosh is the woman of most guys's dreams, few will ever find her, she is the epitome of grace and class, and yeah she's got a great ass.
Its been said her smile ends wars, and makes those makeup clad girls scurry back to their holes.

Damn, is that a Liloosh

Liloosh by SlydaREdonk April 13, 2013

Lalooser 

a man who never will find a mate...Other than his hand!

Your mom is a lalooser.

Ofcourse your a lalooser

Lalooser by Justenesletgff August 6, 2007