An omnipresent word with many meanings. Can be used in any sentence to describe any thing, place, or person. When used to describe a person it is usually in a derogatory manner. Used any other way it can mean just about anything you want. The term originated on Facebook from Jay Laloosh Dugan and was spread by his many followers of LALOOSH.
LALOOSH is always used in all capital letters with the one exception of when it is used as your middle name as all followers of LALOOSH must do.
John Rat Rathsam is the ultimate LALOOSH!

Man does he smell like LALOOSH.

The pizza was so hot I LALOOSHED the roof of my mouth.

I fell down and broke my LALOOSH.
by Chuck Jager April 28, 2010
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a step up from douche bag, kinda like douche bag squared or if you want to get technical the cousin of douche nozzle
when the douche bag steps up his game and transcends the bag its time for the rhyme, by way of the laloosh, or a pitcher on your team is a douche and you want to thrown in the baseball movie reference, douche laloosh is a play on words to nuke laloosh in bull durham
by Johnny Eutaw September 26, 2006
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A way of rubbing a boob, not in a gently way. Treating the boob like a dough getting mashed to be ready.
He decided to laloosh her boob really hard
by Piwill September 15, 2017
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