LALOOSH

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An omnipresent word with many meanings. Can be used in any sentence to describe any thing, place, or person. When used to describe a person it is usually in a derogatory manner. Used any other way it can mean just about anything you want. The term originated on Facebook from Jay Laloosh Dugan and was spread by his many followers of LALOOSH.
LALOOSH is always used in all capital letters with the one exception of when it is used as your middle name as all followers of LALOOSH must do.

John Rat Rathsam is the ultimate LALOOSH!

Man does he smell like LALOOSH.

The pizza was so hot I LALOOSHED the roof of my mouth.

I fell down and broke my LALOOSH.

LALOOSH by Chuck Jager April 28, 2010

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Laloosh

A way of rubbing a boob, not in a gently way. Treating the boob like a dough getting mashed to be ready.

He decided to laloosh her boob really hard

Laloosh by Piwill September 15, 2017

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LALOOSH • douche laloosh • laboosh • Lalooser • lalosha • Laloshippin' • Lapoosh • Lapooshie • Layooshy • Liloosh

douche laloosh

a step up from douche bag, kinda like douche bag squared or if you want to get technical the cousin of douche nozzle

when the douche bag steps up his game and transcends the bag its time for the rhyme, by way of the laloosh, or a pitcher on your team is a douche and you want to thrown in the baseball movie reference, douche laloosh is a play on words to nuke laloosh in bull durham

douche laloosh by Johnny Eutaw October 1, 2006

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Laloshippin'

To bilk people out of their hard-earned cash by selling defective watches. Named after Eyal Lalo, CEO of Invicta watches, a notoriously cheap watch brand.

I ordered a watch on the web, and they screwed me, Laloshippin' me a crap watch with the hands falling off.

Laloshippin' by harveydollars April 26, 2011

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laboosh

a skate company in bull city

"dude did you see the new Laboosh drop??''

laboosh by daringdad42 December 3, 2019

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Liloosh

A beautiful creature with an amazing heart, most guys dont care if she snores or even farts!!
A Liloosh is the woman of most guys's dreams, few will ever find her, she is the epitome of grace and class, and yeah she's got a great ass.
Its been said her smile ends wars, and makes those makeup clad girls scurry back to their holes.

Damn, is that a Liloosh

Liloosh by SlydaREdonk April 13, 2013

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Lalooser

a man who never will find a mate...Other than his hand!

Your mom is a lalooser.

Ofcourse your a lalooser

Lalooser by Justenesletgff August 6, 2007

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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