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Lakeita is the baddest bitch in town. She doesn’t compete with anyone but if she did, she’s win.
She is headstrong and bodystrong, and continues to smash any challenges thrown her way.

She is an inspiration to all, but especially to women. She juggles being a mum, having a career, working out and being ripped and makes it look like it’s easy.

If you’re with a Lakeita, you would be a fool to let her go. She is loyal, hilarious and smart to boot.

If you’re friends with a Lakeita, you’ve got a friend for life and an adventure buddy too.

If you hate a Lakeita it’s probably a personal issue with your own self and that a Lakeita doesn’t just give out and waste her time on just anyone. Girls hate her because they want to be her and men hate her because they want to be with her.
Man did it you see that chick? Must be a Lakeita.

I’m trying to get my body at Lakeita level.
Lakeita by Lilpohaho November 23, 2021
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You're a brick house! Now go shake what yo mama gave ya!
Lakita-A real head turner. And knows how to work that thang too!
Lakita by Goodie Mobb February 6, 2010
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Lakita is a (saasy)girl hot and sexy killer eyes.True person she is the girl who has many problems in her life but still knows how to (smile) she is girl how is (amazing personality) knows how to capture (attention) she is the girl how has million dollar smile people are lucky to have her in their life. Faith in (Karma)
I'm lucky I have sister like (lakita)
She is amazing sister.
lakita by Riddhi rathore September 2, 2018

Lakeitha 

Lakeitha is a boss ass bitch. Lakeitha is also a hard working women who will do anything for her family/friends
Person: Lakeitha wanna hang?
Lakeitha: No! i have a family to hustle for!
Lakeitha by hey667 January 4, 2019

lakeithia 

Describes one made from unicorn dust and glitter. Can be very petty but wants to do better but can't..loves people and lemon pepper wings
Hi my name is lakeithia.
lakeithia by Keit December 22, 2016
A beautiful, smart and educated woman, wh is very hardworking and cares for her children. (if she has any) and usually she names her Kids Essence an Raekwon, Or Kiara Lee-ann , or Gerald. and She goes through alot , and needs someone to love.
Lakeia: i need to make some money!
Kids: mom its okay, you will make it one day.
Lakeia by joint roller3000 June 15, 2011
May come off ass rude and careless but is yet very understanding and loving. More than likely they keep there feelings to themselves to prevent from bringing others down. A very independent person who hates to ask for favors. Lakeetas are short but yet beautiful.

And are mostly very successful. They normally have rough lives as a child and adult years but shockingly turn out to be wealthy in the mean while.
I dont think that lakeeta like me very much!!
lakeeta by Angela Sanders May 14, 2018
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