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1. A stupid bitch that may or may not have been fired from the United States Postal Service. Has no idea how to do her job properly, but as we all know, "Black people gonna look out for each other at the post office."

2. A name to call someone when they really fuck up (See 1, above), but you still ain't gonna drop 'em, cause bestie.
Jesus fucking Christ, I haven't seen someone make that many misdeliveries in my life. Laketa?!
Laketa by RyuheiAoi March 3, 2022
Words you can keep
laketa... is homosexual. gay even.
laketa by 3534534463433 November 26, 2021
A girl of laugher
a girl who is determined
a girl that is loyal to whom she loves and her self
a girl who cares about everyone
a bipolar girl

people would also say that she is stuck up; selfish; those are people who does not know her well
Who wouldn't want a friend like lakeyah
lakeyah by Definitions Of Humans November 3, 2013
A vacation on a lake.
Lakeation this weekend?
lakeation by charliesu September 16, 2010

Lakeway Mom 

Definition- The mother of a child attending Lake Travis High School, rarely found south of Hwy 71 and 2244. Lakeway Moms drive more expensive cars than most peoples first houses. They have highlighted hair to match their daughters and have absolutely no need for employment due to their wealthy beyond belief husbands. Lakeway moms spend their money keeping their body in peak condition and clothed in the most expensive brands such as; but certainly not limited to Valentino, Versace, Guess, Prada, Chanel and Gucci (not to leave out Lulu Lemon for their yoga class attire).

Usually called being “stuck up”.

A person who believes he or she is superior to others, often times show rude, snobbish behavior; arrogant.
“If there was ever an apocalypse, all the Lakeway moms would haul ass in their white Range Rovers to the nearest whole foods located in the Galleria right off of Hwy 71 to stock up on the organic produce before it runs out.”

“Most Lakeway moms produce children that are quite similar to them, they have the best of everything, are rude to absolutely everyone around them, and have no rhyme or reason to respect others. They too, also drive nicer cars than most of the teachers at Lake Travis High School.”
Lakeway Mom by atx0729981013 May 21, 2017
Sexy as hell short funny smart tough warm heart ridge loves to dance sing rap she dose it all
Lakeras she is define
lakera by Brittney Riggs September 5, 2016
A girl who is very introverted and anti-social but once you get to know her she is very fun and outgoing. It takes a certain level of anger to make her go off, but usually, she just laughs and walks off. She is gorgeous but she doesn't think so. very smart but acts really slow at times.
Boy: Yo have you talked to a Lakeya before?
Boy 2 : Naw I heard the hella pretty and smart tho.
Lakeya by Nick Guh February 6, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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