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lakandula 

Lakandula is an illiterate way of writing Lakan Dula, the pre - hispanic King of Manila. This is the spelling of the paid hacks usually identified with a family from Lubao, Pampanga Philippines whose tall tales written by their great grandfather put them on the side of the traitors and not with the Philippine heroes. What a bad writer of tall tales.
You do not spell Lakan Timamanukum as lakantimamanukum, so, dont spell Lakan Dula as lakandula, you moron.
lakandula by Dennis Arroyo March 9, 2011
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Arteks of Lakandula 

Arteks of Lakandula (AOL) is a vibrant Facebook community dedicated to promoting unity, humor, and support among the Igorot people, originating from the Cordillera region.

Group Overview

-Name: Arteks of Lakandula
-Origin: Cordillera Region, Benguet
-Establishment Date: September 7, 2021
-Name Change: Changed to Arteks of Lakandula (Official Facebook Group) on September 16, 2024, to distinguish itself from impostor groups.
-Notable Works: Charity events, relief operations, community engagement
-Focus: Cultural expression, community support, and local updates

Challenges and Optimism
-Despite challenges such as misinformation and impostors, the group continues to grow, fostering a spirit of positivity and solidarity among its members.

Cultural Impact
Arteks of Lakandula serves as a vital link for the Igorot community, facilitating dialogue and collaboration on pressing local issues while celebrating cultural heritage. The group’s charitable efforts have made significant contributions to the community, fostering a sense of pride and unity among its members.

Highlighted Activities:

-Khawis Chadlo Kasi Ta Whachang: A charity ride supporting local initiatives.
-Relief Operations: Aid distribution for families affected by typhoons and disasters.
-Community Engagement: Ongoing support for educational needs in partnership with local schools.
and many more..
The name Arteks of Lakandula translates to "Drunkards of Lakandula," reflecting a cultural context where members share humor and camaraderie. The group, initially focused on memes, has grown into a platform for storytelling and community support among the Igorot people in the Cordillera region.
Arteks of Lakandula by Nomenarch October 7, 2024

Lakan Dula 

Lakan is a title in the pre - hispanic Filipino nobility which means "paramount ruler" and Dula is the name of the paramount ruler.
Lakan Dula is not Lakandula and never Rajah Lakandula, you moron.
Lakan Dula by Ruby Ronquillo April 5, 2008

Ancestors of Lakan Dula 

The Ancestors of Lakan Dula and David Dulay (David Dula y Goiti)

1. Batang Dula: Father of David Dula y Goiti; Son of Lakan Dula and Mutya;Brother of Magat Salamat, Felipe Salonga, Dionisio Capulong.

2. Lakan Dula (1503 - 1589): David's grandfather; Husband of Mutya; Son of Rajah Sulaiman I and Ysmeria; Father of Batang Dula, Magat Salamat, Felipe Salonga, Dionisio Capulong.

3. Mutya: David's grandmother; Wife of Lakan Dula; Mother of Batang Dula, Felipe Salonga, Magat Salamat, Dionisio Capulong.

4. Rajah Sulaiman I: David's great grandfather; Son of Rajah Lontok and Dayang Kalangitan; Husband of Ysmeria; Father of Lakan Dula and Rajah Sulaiman II,; Brother of Dayang Panginoan, Dayang Lahat and Gat Kahiya.

5. Ysmeria: David's great grandmother; Wife of Rajah Sulaiman I; Mother of Lakan Dula and Rajah Sulaiman II.

6. Rajah Lontok: David's second great grandfather; Son of Sultan Bolkiah and Lela Mechanai; Husband of Dayang Kalangitan; Father of Dayang Panginoan, Dayang Lahat, Rajah Sulaiman I and Gat Kahiya; Brother of Rajah Gappandan

7. Dayang Kalangitan: David's second great grandmother; Wife of Rajah Lontok;Mother of Dayang Panginoan, Dayang Lahat, Rajah Sulaiman I and Gat Kahiya

8. Sultan Bolkiah: David's third great grandfather; Son of Sultan Sulaiman; Husband of Lela Mechanai; Father of Rajah Lontok and Rajah Gappandan.
Lakan Timamanukum is one of the ancestors of Lakan Dula.
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