A medical condition in which whenever the affected person is so overcome with laughter, it renders them unable to perform various motor tasks using their hands. Such as writing or typing.
1) Person A: *tells a joke*
Person B: HAHAHAHHAHA omg I have laughy handsnow and can't write!
2) "Sorry it took me so long to text you back, something funny happened and I had to wait until my laughy hands subsided."
A Jamaican children's game where one child plays the role of an angry mother or granny trying to catch and spank the other children whose role is to escape and avoid getting lashed.
(Offensive) refers to a woman/effeminate man that complains a lot, like a typical angry granny would.
Possible Origin- A women's name Lashy: A female that complains/argues a lot
Also Lash: A wip used to spank a person
Mumma Lashy a-coming and we're not runningfast enough.
Babes, Lately, you've become a mumma Lashy. I swear yo!
A condition where the muscles in your hands tense up due to intensive laughter. It is an inconvenience when writing or texting but it actually means you are in a state of joy.
A laggydan is someone who experiences a slow and poor connection to the internet and is subjected to ridicules of his comrades and peers. This mostly happens in online games, on various platforms. This is a British saying and people in other countries may not understand what the term means. People tend to use laggydan as an insult to show their anger towards eachother.
Guy1: wow, That guy is such a Laggydan.
Guy2: Yes he should get this internet sorted out...
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.