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Lads Lad 

Lads Lad.

A pure Lads Lad is a male who specialises in creating and distributing exquisite banter and is generally seen as a mad cunt. Most true Lads Lads are young 16-22 age is defiantly a defining characteristic because a lads lad cannot show any signs of maturity through out his laddish career . The way in which a true lads lad can differ slightly but common behavior of a lads lad is :

- Lack of consideration towards the female sex.
- Horrific racist comments both publicly and privately

- Cringe-worthey banter.
- Insane verbal abuse
- Exposing genitalia
- General Social Network site Bullying

Common side effects of being a Lads Lad

- Lack of minge
- Loss of female friends
- Basically everything to do with females.

Despite a Lads Lad been hailed as a King by the male sex deep down they know this is the incorrect road for them because in the end all lads need some gash at the end of the day.
Alex - Man id love to go dogging in't feild with that lass.

Amber - Eww listen to him talk he's such a disgusting Lads Lads
Lads Lad by Alex Hunton December 16, 2010
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Lads Elite Group Limited 

Elite group of lads limited to:

eL Jackson County Authority
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M3-OUR-LOS
SD/AD Brothers- SD MAC PAT/ AD MAC SEEMS
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These Lads Elite Group Limited dudes are some bad mother fuckers.
Lads Elite Group Limited by AAP2 February 14, 2021

up the lads 

a phrase used when Irish people violently masturbate in Japanese hotel rooms
"Hey what's Niall doing?"
"Idk..but I heard him shouting Up The Lads!"
up the lads by dirtysauce January 20, 2013

Prison Lads 

The #1 Prison team on every single Minecraft server known to date. Vanity, MCPrison, Arkham, their influence stemming to every mainstream prison server.

Prison Lads are the elite of the elite, making perfect prison resets which get ruined by paedophiles called Danny.
xxxTentacion: Bro, you heard of Prison Lads right?
JuiceWRLD: Yuh, Aye, Prison Lads on Top!
Prison Lads by MariBruh December 28, 2019

bag of cans with the lads 

An Irish phrase used to describe a gathering of lads with plastic bags full of warm beer/cider (usually Dutch Gold or Bulmers) with intent to intake the said alcohol, most likely in an empty field or bush. Has been also known to occur in yer wan's gaff.
Hey, are ye coming to the field behind my house to have a bag of cans with the lads?

Heck yes friendo!

lads on tour 

you yell out lads on tour when you’re doing something fun with friends (ex. going clubbing in magaluf) this just means you’re going to have a crazy time
‘LADS ON TOUR, LADS ON TOUR, LADS ON TOUR!!!’
lads on tour by queen1017 September 4, 2019

Lads, lads, lads! 

A group of males that tend to go to ‘Beefa for a long weekend. They wear terrible sportswear with a fanny pack across the chest. They have no interest in current affairs, political views and are yet to get a grip on reality and realise that the world doesn’t revolve around football.
Uhh look at those over there. They’ll be balls deep in Benidorm before the sun goes down. Lads, lads, lads!
Lads, lads, lads! by Redbaron April 28, 2021
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