20 definitions by Redbaron

Weak Chest

A common side effect of old age

“Oh, don’t let that Coronavirus get on your weak chest. Believe me, it’ll take years off you”

by Redbaron January 27, 2020

Fag Hag

A heterosexual woman who spends most of her time with a homosexual man

“Sorry, I can’t meet you this weekend. I’m going shopping with Tarquin. I am his Fag Hag, you know!”

by Redbaron February 7, 2020

Silly Bitch

A term used to cause laughter at someone’s misfortune

“Oh shit! I’ve just send that aircraft 1 bag up!”
“Oh, you Silly Bitch!”

by Redbaron January 10, 2020

Fanny Fit

A person who is having a mental meltdown and is letting everyone know about it.

“Have you heard? Ramona is a bag up again.”
“I’ve just heard. She was having a right fanny fit over the radio on the open channel”

by Redbaron June 2, 2020

Hanging like a Bitch

One hell of a hangover

“Oh. My. God. I am hanging like a bitch after drinking all of that Asti Spumante last night”

by Redbaron January 27, 2020

Adam & Steve

A phrase commonly used by the older generation who are narrow-minded, bigoted homophobes who are still pissed about the mines closing 40 years ago.

“I still can’t believe they closed the pit down, this town has never fully recovered.”
“I’ll tell you who’s to blame; the gays!”
“It’s Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve”

by Redbaron February 10, 2020

Where the Lord split her

The snatch

“Good Lord!! You can see where the Lord split her in those leather trousers!”

by Redbaron January 29, 2020