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Corporate lackey 

A person who thinks that his lowly corporate job is the be-all and end-all of his pathetic existence.
So that corporate lackey thinks that coming in early, working after-hours and working on the weekends will benefit him, and will get him noticed by "upper management"? Wow, he is in for a rude awakening!
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Hair lacky 

A hair tie or hair elastic. The term 'hair lacky' is an amalgamation of the words 'hair tie' and 'lacky band'. Lacky band being a shortened version of elastic band or rubber band.
"Hey, do you have a spare hair lacky? I've got P.E. next and I don't want my hair getting all messy."
"Nah, sorry mate. I've got a lacky band but their super painful to use instead of a hair lacky."
Hair lacky by ~Emmsies~ March 8, 2017

like lackey 

a facebook friend who's only there to like your status
graham, a like lackey to zach, who's importantly popular

zach's update status: i love people to love my shit

graham likes this
like lackey by will6691 November 16, 2011

Lackland's Laws 

1)Never be first.
2)Never be last.
3)Never volunteer for anything.
Shit Peter, when we start PTing for the marine corps, keep lackland's laws in mind or the DIs are going to single you out.
Lackland's Laws by Copenhagen5150 November 17, 2011

lackluster

A funny word that only "sophisticated" people use meaning a lack in energy, enthusiasm, or passion.
By my troth, Calpurnius is looking a tad lackluster. Would you concur?
lackluster by D-Vo January 27, 2006
lacky: a person's bitch
lacky by thespark September 2, 2004