Staying the night at an attractive young lady's house (who happens to have the IQ of a goldfish, and is dating you). Then, breaking up with her the next morning, after a night full of sticky fingers, and play. Oh, and of course, board games. And Twister. And of course, youth group the next morning. And baking cookies. And lying on the couch. And we cant forget all of her friends coming over. And lastly, her orgasming so hard that her newly died, stapled in hair flies out.

Wow. Garrett's gonna have a long night. Hes Lacing Up.

Lacing Up by Us People June 11, 2006

laying up

just chilling with your nigga. just vibin, listening to music, making out, etc. just laying down and just hanging out. Getting to know them physically & emotionally.

friend;' hey what are you doing? you wanna go to a party?
you; nah , i cant. Im laying up with my girl tonight.

laying up by papi82726272 January 17, 2016

lacting up

When a breastfeeding woman's breasts are bothering her as in being sore or uncomfortable in any way due to milk production.

My wife's left breast has been sore and not producing enough milk for baby these last few days. I wish it would stop lacting up so that I don't have to hear her whine anymore.

lacting up by Apexkilla December 23, 2010

laying up

to lounge, as in watching TV or reading a book

She was laying up watching TV

laying up by easymac77 July 10, 2011

Laying Up

The opposite of laying down/when you have someone laying on top of you.

Person 1: Oh hey! Things are getting pretty serious between my partner and I!
Person 2: Really?
P1: Yeah! Last night we were laying up!
P2: Cool bro!

Laying Up by Tedalina14 June 11, 2018

Laying Up

The Opposite of Laying down, just like how there is sitting down and sitting up, laying down is with your body relaxed, while laying up however has your torso and head up vertically.

"I Told you not to lay down!"
"I'm not laying down, I am Laying up."
"You're fucking retarded."

Laying Up by ass gas fast November 7, 2020

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026