labelosexual 

A person who feels the need to precisely label their own sexual orientation in order to feel they like they have an identity.

Todd: At first I thought I was bisexual, but then thought I was homosexual when Jerry flirted with me, but then I read online and discovered I was demisexual, however now I'm starting to feel like I might really be pansexual, but after going on a date with Jerry, I think I'm still just heterosexual or maybe perhaps heteroflexible.

Me: You're a labelosexual.

labelosexual by ainje June 14, 2015

lameosexual

A person(almost always girl) not up for sexual experimentation. Will not challenge the boundaries of traditional sexuality by engaging in harmless acts of good fun such as making out with their best friend at slammin' shindigs upon request of male counterparts.

Lisa's being such a lameosexual; the guys all wanted to see her go down on Jenny but, alas, she wasn't having any of it.

lameosexual by Flavorbones August 23, 2009

lameosexual

Stupid...passe. Obnoxious...EXTREMELY lame, tacky, pathetic etc.

lame-o-sexual

The homework assignment was so lameosexual I threw up a little in my mouth

lameosexual by George February 28, 2005

Lablasexual 

Lablasexual(s) People who claim to be Asexuals but either demonstrate that they aren't through their dialog (got confused because they sexual experiences were not like something out of a romance novel and thus assumed they were asexuals without thinking it through) or actions examples they clearly either actively indulge sexual experiences (with a toy or something). Often for attention and/or a desire to feel important or explain complicated things they are too stupid to understand and thus jump to conclusions

Person A: "Jane said shes an asexual because sex with her boyfriend sucks." Person B: "Nah he probably performed wrong shes a total lablasexual! She's just looking for attention why bother telling us? Not like any of us are looking to get with her"

Lablasexual by lingisticmaster March 29, 2024