Laaura

Dumb. Weird. Blond.

Unfortunately, im friends with a Laaura

Laaura by BradFunderman March 11, 2025

Laura Neal 

a.) A homophobic slur.

b.) A term used to describe a woman obsessed with Christian iconography, who tries to hard to be edgy and cool.

"Did you hear? Adam got kicked out when he came out to his mom"
"Oh wow, I didn't realize his mom was a Laura Neal"

"I'm writing a screenplay and it's groundbreaking"
"Nice! What's it about?"
"MILF going through a lesbian phase, who gets baptized in the filthy water of Thames."
"That's so Laura Neal of you!"

Laura Neal by Sylviana Morel April 11, 2022

Laura Harbin-Waters 

Noun:
Laura Harbin-Waters, aka “ the chopper “.
A helicopter style landlord that will hover around the building she owns, but doesn’t occupy.

She will make multiple daily visits to the building where she is lord of the land. Goddess of the servants ( tenants ) that she allows to pay her for the high privilege of living under her roof.

Tenants rights be damned if she wants to come into your apartment. It is her building and if you don’t comply with her frequent demands for entry with 12 hours notice, she will have her royal attorney, Rosemary Healy send a strongly worded letter as a warning that you must comply, or else.

I got home at 6pm and found evidence that Laura Harbin-Waters was here again today. She left a note saying a locksmith will be in the building to change all the locks in the morning for the safety of the tenants and security of the building, and then left the doors unlocked when she choppered off, up up and away.

Laura Harbin-Waters by TheWierdo June 6, 2022

Laura Harbin-Waters 

A helicopter style landlord that hovers around the property she owns but does not herself occupy.
Everyday there will be signs of her presence, such as notes left for tenents/caretakers, unlocked doors, missing alcohol, and hideous new decor.

She demands respect…being lord and goddess of the land and all.

You are not a tenant, but a caretaker who pays to occupy the space.

Tenants rights be damned if she wants ( not needs ) to come in.

Laura Harbin-Waters put a 24 hour notice on my door at 12:01 pm to let me know she will be coming in at 12 pm. I told her “No, Laura. I work from 8 to 4:30 every single day.” but she declared “ I am the lord of the land, you have to let me in or else I will sick my discount lawyer, Rose Mary Healy on you faster than you can say ….uuuuhmmm”

Laura Harbin-Waters by TheWierdo June 4, 2022

pulling a laura neal 

to kill a lgbtq+ character off in film and stories

i can’t believe stranger things may be pulling a laura neal

pulling a laura neal by evepolastrisgf June 28, 2022

Laurachy 

Girls who are actually angels. Laurachys look just like us. They had lost their wings for too long and forgot who they are.
Some of us still possess the ability to recognize them. Legend has it that whenever these people see a Laurachy, they see rainbows and butterflies appear in the sky and their pupils dilate to the extend that they begin to see infrared and ultraviolet rays.

Lililolo: "Hey Laurachy, you have beautiful wings..."
Laurachy: "What the hell are you talking about?"

Laurachy by lililolo July 12, 2016

Laura Neal-ing it 

To destory or make a complete mess of it

You don't want to end your TV drama like that. That would be totally Laura Neal-ing it!

Laura Neal-ing it by KillEveS4 August 10, 2022