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Lafazanis 

The person that believes that others will believe him if he states that he was late to work because a flying elephant crashed his car.
liarLafazanis: "I think you should buy me some of that honey"
Guy:"And why should I do that?"
Lafazanis:"Because if you do good luck will come upon you"
Lafazanis by Peteranti October 6, 2009
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A beautiful loyal human being with a kind soul and heart to match
I want a my girl to be latazia
latazia by Badbruja June 7, 2021

lanaziah 

funny, Scorpio, dumb af, feed when angry
" OMG it that Lanaziah
lanaziah by A Lanaziah September 29, 2020
A female baller
Dam she's a lafavia
lafavia by casmonay bieber April 29, 2016
If you ever find a girl named Lanazia you better treat her right. Her personality is rare asf with a rare name. She is the prettiest girl you will ever come across l. She’s athletic and will support you through anything . Don’t ever loose her you are going to regret it later plus she’s crazy but she loves hard, but when she moves on and forget about you she really does and doesn’t think twice about it.
Bro I really messed up. I miss Lanazia so much she was the only one that was truly there for me. I really loved her, I let her get away and broke her heart and so can never get her back.
lanazia by Lalalqlalla October 24, 2020

Lafazan Effect

When protections for protected classes, including historically discriminated communities, are afforded to historically privileged groups. For instance, Blacks are prosecuted more often for hate crimes than are Whites, when Blacks were intended to be protected against hate crimes. Background: New York Nassau County Legislator Josh Lafazan introduced a bill that identifies county police as a protected class. Such a bill will have the effect of prosecuting those demanding reforms and changes in a historically biased police force.
Looks like Terryl is getting prosecuted for hate crimes because he called his attacker "white" while defending himself - he's getting the full Lafazan Effect.
Lafazan Effect by Laura Curran August 5, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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