Lafazanis 

The person that believes that others will believe him if he states that he was late to work because a flying elephant crashed his car.

liarLafazanis: "I think you should buy me some of that honey"
Guy:"And why should I do that?"
Lafazanis:"Because if you do good luck will come upon you"

Lafazanis by Peteranti October 6, 2009

Lafalaise

Lafalaise is a beautiful French/Creole last name. It basically means a very deep cliff in the mountains. It is so easy to write this name in cursive and flows together beautifully. A lot of people pronounce it entirely wrong, but it is not difficult: "la-fa-lez." This last name is unique and divine, pure beauty.

Mr. and Mrs. Lafalaise lived a happily ever after in the mountains in Paris.

Lafalaise by DorJun November 16, 2011

Lafazan Effect

When protections for protected classes, including historically discriminated communities, are afforded to historically privileged groups. For instance, Blacks are prosecuted more often for hate crimes than are Whites, when Blacks were intended to be protected against hate crimes. Background: New York Nassau County Legislator Josh Lafazan introduced a bill that identifies county police as a protected class. Such a bill will have the effect of prosecuting those demanding reforms and changes in a historically biased police force.

Looks like Terryl is getting prosecuted for hate crimes because he called his attacker "white" while defending himself - he's getting the full Lafazan Effect.

Lafazan Effect by Laura Curran August 5, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004