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Abreviation of laughing silently to my self.
The comment on Youtube­­­© was funny so I LSTMF'ed.
LSTMF by John Deecon July 23, 2009
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litmfagchwthco 

Lying Is The Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off.
Panic At the Disco has a song called lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off. and this is the word shortened :D litmfagchwthco.
litmfagchwthco by Becki Lynn May 5, 2008
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"Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco" was the ad slogan in the '50s & 60s.
Young boys at the time, like me, said it stood for , "Let's screw, my finger's tired."
As in : "Hey sweetie, LSMFT!"
LSMFT by D. Millsaps November 14, 2006

LSHMFCFIMKA 

Laughing So Hard My Fried Chicken Falls Into My Kool-Aid
Person 1: Hey jim, did you see The Big bang theory last night?

Jim: Yeah it made me LSHMFCFIMKA.
LSHMFCFIMKA by guitar1234 April 15, 2010
Laughing-Silently-To-Myself. The REAL alternitive to LOL, because really how often are you laughing out loud when you type LOL. Exactly. Not too often. And when you are laughing out loud, use LOL, otherwise: LSTM.
Sue: hey brad, guess what?
Brad: what?
Sue: I have Herpes :(
Brad: LSTM
Sue: That wasn't a joke!!
Brad: oh . . . sorry . . LOL!
LSTM by !jkmc? July 2, 2009
Originally, "Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco". In our 'hood, we took it to mean "Less Shit, More Fuckin' Tobacco".
Hey, gimme a Lucky! You know what they say: LSMFT - Less Shit, More Fuckin' Tobacco!
LSMFT by Suldog October 28, 2017
'Laughing silently to myself.'

Because sometimes "LOL" is a lie.
"Your mom."
"LSTMS." -dies a little inside-
LSTMS by Danime-33 December 24, 2007
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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